Sheeeeeeeit I was with a girl years back, she was thick as fukk. I got her on the cusp, she was thick in the booth but she didn't really have a gut. Sex with her was crazy (good) but she was crazy (bad, meaning bad). She was crazy in that she'd lie...all the fukking time. We just started seeing each other and she'd come over we'd fukk, then in the morning she'd be like "ok, I'm going to work" so I'd get up and do what I do and leave my apt maybe an hour/hour and a half later and her car would be parked further away in my parking lot.
First time it happened I didn't even confront her cause I was like "

...." So I kind of circled around and parked elsewhere then watched her from my window. She was in her car for like 4 hours. Then one time I was like meet me at my Crib at 6pm....i go to get the mail and she's sitting in her fukking car!!! It was like 3:30... I was going to go to the gym and shyt. This time I confronted her and she was stuttering and shyt "I was in the area..i didn't want to go all the way home then come backdating was just going to wait....."
So finally the straw that broke the camels back was that t was cold out and I had her meet me after work, we meet up and I hug her and her body temp is cold..."were you sitting in your car again

? I'm yelling at her like I'm her dad cause I'm pissed and this is weird as hell, she has her own place, her mom has a place, her grandma has a place her sister has a place. For some reason she's sleeping in her car and being weird. She gave some stupidly lie about being mad at her mom and falling asleep in her car but brehs with how cold it was you woulda had the heat blastin. This bytch was borderline hypothermia.
So I deaded that shyt immediately. Then like a week before Christmas she sends me a picture of her in a hospital gown looking sad, I text back "what happened" she says she stayed in her car too long and blah blah blah.

her p*ssy was Wild and I only hit with a condom, she begged me not to, said she wanted my child and shyt but she was fukking weird. She moved away then 4 years later moved back...now she looks like a lightskin precious. When I had her she could wear a two piece bathing suit and had a nice stomach and all that.