What is the proper way to celebrate Columbus Day?

[SumBlackguyz]

Most holidays have a theme and protocols like Christmas and Holloween, but what about Columbus day? Do I put a boat on my front yard? do I squat on my neighbors property? Do i give someone smallpox? Nobody made the rules clear when I was in school. Help me out here

 

[Gotright]

get drunk like every holiday

 

[jadillac]

You start by betraying people who kindly repair your boat....then you enslave them, rape their women & young daughters and give them to your buddies as sex slaves. Then you start the beginnings of the TransAtlantic slave trade....with alot of other foul, reprehensible actions along the way

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

BUY A NATIVE AMERICAN A BOTTLE OF VODKA. SLAP THE shyt OUT OF HIM. THEN TAKE ALL HIS STUFF.

 

[ClassyME]

Go to Columbus and celebrate with the native Americans. Santa Maria boat is right there too...

 

[Patriarch]

A little music

Some Literature

A snack

 

[Sonianicewithis]

Steal some shyt.... Or get lost and claim a neighborhood

 

[ROFL_GUY]

thats my italian ancestor

 

[Cat piss martini]

by not..

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Draaaàaank

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

You should go to work if you don't want to celebrate it.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

You should go to work if you don't want to celebrate it.

im going to work anyway

 

[Patrick Kane]

BUY A NATIVE AMERICAN A BOTTLE OF VODKA. SLAP THE shyt OUT OF HIM. THEN TAKE ALL HIS STUFF.

Lmao

 

[AllHolosEve]

wifey native...... ima avoid columbus b!tch @$$, might get scalped.....

 

[Majestic Pape]

get drunk like every other day

Fixed