What is the REAL purpose and MEANING of Reigns rocking those f*cking Contacts?

[R=G]

Everytime I think about it, I just bust out laughing. Nygga went from brown eyes in the Shield to looking like a bonafide PSYCHO every week..talk about str8 up putting a guy on the wrong foot for his singles push. Sandow returns to tossed out at WM 32 and came out to cheers while Reigns with blue contacts is getting hate left and right. Who's idea is this? Stephanie or Cripple H?

Republican motherf1ckers are a trip. "If it ain't White, it ain't right"

 

[Spyro]

Vince basically thought "Women find blue eyes attractive, not brown eyes, give that man some contacts so women will like him more"

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

They had kane rocking contacts thinking he was gonna draw in women, but it didn't work.

Viscera was the exception tho.

 

[Henzo]

Dude looks like Snooki in season 1

 

[Silkk]

You know why

 

[Spyro]

They had kane rocking contacts thinking he was gonna draw in women, but it didn't work.

Viscera was the exception tho.

Actually it was because kayfabe he got burned or some shyt

 

[Spyro]

You know why

This fukking smiley

 

[R=G]

Vince basically thought "Women find blue eyes attractive, not brown eyes, give that man some contacts so women will like him more"

So they always wanted him to be only over with girls? That doesn't explain the lies and covering on commentary about his reactions and the reason for them.

 

[JoogJoint]

It's getting to the point where we need a CircleJerk thread for those who hate Roman.

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

The Original Roman Died After the shield broke up, But the WWE Cash Cow couldn't allow such a thing to occur. So they brought in another samoan to replace him, This Samoan had blue eyes after the plastic surgery used to make him look more like Roman Reigns.

This is the man they brought in to replace the dead roman,

Notice the similarities.

They used to cover of roman bursting his appendix to hide this transition.

Eventually they caught on and gave the fake roman contacts to hide his natural blue eyes.

Where is the real roman buried, Why are his jeans so shytty, Is this push part of the machine. Tonight on Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura

Roman Feigns?!

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Same reason why Dwayne got breast reduction surgery

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

The Original Roman Died After the shield broke up, But the WWE Cash Cow couldn't allow such a thing to occur. So they brought in another samoan to replace him, This Samoan had blue eyes after the plastic surgery used to make him look more like Roman Reigns.

This is the man they brought in to replace the dead roman,

Notice the similarities.

They used to cover of roman bursting his appendix to hide this transition.

Eventually they caught on and gave the fake roman contacts to hide his natural blue eyes.

Where is the real roman buried, Why are his jeans so shytty, Is this push part of the machine. Tonight on Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura

Roman Feigns?!

It's like how the Ultimate Warrior who died isn't the original?





Romey has the racial ambiguity gene like his cousins. I remember telling a girl that Rock was part black and she was like " I thought he was Italian" Reminds me of this teacher who got caught up posing nude and she was a Heat fan. They asked who her favorite player was and she said "Battier because he's hot " They asked if she thought the same about Bron and Wade and she said "No, I'm not really attracted to um...those guys " When they told her Battier was part black you could hear the confusion in her voice

 

[Heelish]

Same reason why Dwayne got breast reduction surgery

Self-hate

 

[JuvenileHell]

You know why

Aryan Reigns

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Same reason why Dwayne got breast reduction surgery