AZBeauty
Stop lyin' nicca.
Talks
Hilariously incorrect. If I could break up with her today, and not have to deal with 2 years (yes, 2 years) of her calling me crying and trying to get back together, I'd do it.
fukk you lol

So this will be the second time you've mislead her and broke her heart, yet you claim to care about her feelings0 percent correctness. Her first argument is gonna be "why".
Her second one is gonna be "I can't believe you're doing this again."
Then will come tears.
Then a bunch of questions.
More tears.
More questions.
Then she'll move in with her sister.

So this will be the second time you've mislead her and broke her heart, yet you claim to care about her feelings![]()
Truth hurts bruh
So this will be the second time you've mislead her and broke her heart, yet you claim to care about her feelings![]()
The good outweighs the annoying(not really bad things, per se), but shyt that bothers me AND SHE KNOWS IT:
Not knowing what she wants when we are at the drive thru(i can see being indecisive at a restaurant that has an extensive menu, but McDonald's?????)
Handing the cashier money all out of order. If she gives the cashier $45, the 10 dollar bill will be on top, FACE DOWN, followed by two 5 dollar bills where abe lincolns are kissing, another 10 dollar bill, two more 5 dollar bills with their backs to each other, concluding with five 1 dollar bills in assorted positions
I love my wife tho![]()

my wife though. But at first, I was lilke
When our toilet paper run out in our master bathroom, instead of replacing the toilet paper and putting it properly in the roller, she puts the new roll on top of the dispenser. We got one of those free standing holders and when the new roll sits on top of the roller, it looks like it's in there properly. So when I go in there and use it, that shyt would just fall off on to the floor. It takes a second to take out the empty roll, and insert the new roll.
It's little idiosyncrasies that make memy wife though. But at first, I was lilke
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Well, my wife isn't really that bad. The only thing I can think of that pisses me off is when she is in the living room with the laptop but she's watching TV at the same time. Now that's cool when you're home alone, but when I come home and get settled in I come in the living room and tell her you got to "Un-Ass" one or the other.Now to be fair to her I let her choose which one she can stay on, but she can't have both.
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Just about every argument I have begins with the words : where do u want to eat?
The amount of arguments that have resulted from that petty,simple statement is mind boggling



never ask my girl "how was your day?"..... because she will literally tell you....from the moment she wakes up.... Ive perfected a way of looking.. while Im really feeling
while she tells about the one thousandth time about Sheilas problem with her line manager...
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Her: what do u want for dinner?
Me: dont matter. Im wit whatever
Her: IM TIRED OF U SAYING THAT!!!!!!!
Me:![]()