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What is the wildest thing you've ever done?...
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Got too many crazy stories from my Swinging days but I'm not proud of fukking a 16 yr old girl (thought she was 18 till after I smashed) on my sister's bed.
Got a DUI in '09 after downing ten drinks that night but I only blew a .0087 (told them I only had one drink
). I passed four breathalyzer tests before they got me cause the cops wanted their quota before Christmas 
Cops parked my truck in the 24 hr fitness parking lot they pulled me over at (purposely pulled over there so it wouldn't get impounded) $1200 lawyer fee, $ 600 A.A. classes and four month license suspension later , its off my record. My auto insurance is $119 a month in case you're wondering right now.
But my wildest story is driving my passed out drunk friend home from a party. I was the DD and he was the last one to drop off . Mind you , I'm driving his Crown Vic. I'm going 80 on the freeway when I hit something on the road. The driver's side front wheel pops clean off and the car does a series of donuts in the middle of the interstate from the impact. My homie is a husky sized mexican dude but a EXTREME lightweight when it comes to alcohol. Two Coronas and he's
for the night. That's how he was in the back seat, EVEN when the wheel of the car popped off and the car went in circles on the freeway. This was in the middle of the night (4AM) so no one else was on the road luckily. I knew If I just stayed on the side of the freeway to call help, I might get in trouble cause I did have alcohol in my system. So I drove the last four miles back to his house on three wheels. Sparks were going everywhere but I wasn't freaked out probably because I was tired and the alcohol in my system made me feel numb to what was going on. I made it back to his house only to see the sparks build a small flame around the axel where the wheel was. I tried putting out the flame by fanning it down with my shirt but it quickly spread to the front end of the car. My homie is still in the backseat of the car , oblivious to what's going on. That's when I freaked out, I had to yell FIRE!!! at him several times while shaking him for a while before he woke up and I got him out of the car. A minute later after I got him out, the whole car was in flames. Dude told me he got $200 of work done to it the day before but he was more happy that I saved his life than his car's. He had another ride anyway 
. If I didn't tell 911 to get the fire department when I called them , the flames would've got to the gas tank and the car would've exploded in front of a new house that was just sold.
We all
when I bring up this story now cause it sounds like some shyt from a movie. That's how I spent my St Patrick's Day, 2006.
Got a DUI in '09 after downing ten drinks that night but I only blew a .0087 (told them I only had one drink
). I passed four breathalyzer tests before they got me cause the cops wanted their quota before Christmas Cops parked my truck in the 24 hr fitness parking lot they pulled me over at (purposely pulled over there so it wouldn't get impounded) $1200 lawyer fee, $ 600 A.A. classes and four month license suspension later , its off my record. My auto insurance is $119 a month in case you're wondering right now. But my wildest story is driving my passed out drunk friend home from a party. I was the DD and he was the last one to drop off . Mind you , I'm driving his Crown Vic. I'm going 80 on the freeway when I hit something on the road. The driver's side front wheel pops clean off and the car does a series of donuts in the middle of the interstate from the impact. My homie is a husky sized mexican dude but a EXTREME lightweight when it comes to alcohol. Two Coronas and he's
for the night. That's how he was in the back seat, EVEN when the wheel of the car popped off and the car went in circles on the freeway. This was in the middle of the night (4AM) so no one else was on the road luckily. I knew If I just stayed on the side of the freeway to call help, I might get in trouble cause I did have alcohol in my system. So I drove the last four miles back to his house on three wheels. Sparks were going everywhere but I wasn't freaked out probably because I was tired and the alcohol in my system made me feel numb to what was going on. I made it back to his house only to see the sparks build a small flame around the axel where the wheel was. I tried putting out the flame by fanning it down with my shirt but it quickly spread to the front end of the car. My homie is still in the backseat of the car , oblivious to what's going on. That's when I freaked out, I had to yell FIRE!!! at him several times while shaking him for a while before he woke up and I got him out of the car. A minute later after I got him out, the whole car was in flames. Dude told me he got $200 of work done to it the day before but he was more happy that I saved his life than his car's. He had another ride anyway . If I didn't tell 911 to get the fire department when I called them , the flames would've got to the gas tank and the car would've exploded in front of a new house that was just sold. We all
when I bring up this story now cause it sounds like some shyt from a movie. That's how I spent my St Patrick's Day, 2006.i've had way 2 many but here is one
this female in japan i was hollering at was a model (didnt know till few weeks later
)
she was feeling me and we decided too leave the club me her and her sister and i told my boy too come too. i was like where u live at she told me where and i was like damn thats only 1 stop from where i stay at so she went to get her car her sister was drunk that much i knew so i figured oh girl would drive but boy i was wrong
she sat in the backseat and i was like you aint gonna drive she was like na and told me too get backseat with her cuz she was DTF and i was like
at the same time i was like 
of her sister driving drunk but she was like she will be ok she can do it
and then she grabbed me and went at it with me and i pretty much was like oh well fukk it might as well get some in the process if we get pulled over
so her sister driving drunk my boy in the front seat i told him keep an eye on the road so we can live lol
bout 30 mins in it and me and oh girl doing our thing i didnt even realize we were on a damn mountain area with 2 lanes 1 for us the other for opposite direction
the damn mountain had no railings and i was like we gotta stop messing around cuz this shyt it aint right and she kind of swerving but oh girl was on I DONT GIVE A fukk MOOD I WANT SOME D and she did some shyt that caught me off guard and i pretty much gave in again
as this shyt going i see we on the wrong damn lane playing chicken with a damn truck so i go too move oh girl but then she wrapped her legs around my waist and that shyt had me like
i heard my boy go WTF ARE U DOING to the girl and he go grabs the wheel with her but she moves his hand and turns the car too have us swerve back too our lane the mirror on her side broken. and she goes MY BAD
we made it home safely but man we damn near had a head on collision and fell off the mountain
this female in japan i was hollering at was a model (didnt know till few weeks later
)she was feeling me and we decided too leave the club me her and her sister and i told my boy too come too. i was like where u live at she told me where and i was like damn thats only 1 stop from where i stay at so she went to get her car her sister was drunk that much i knew so i figured oh girl would drive but boy i was wrong
she sat in the backseat and i was like you aint gonna drive she was like na and told me too get backseat with her cuz she was DTF and i was like
at the same time i was like of her sister driving drunk but she was like she will be ok she can do it and then she grabbed me and went at it with me and i pretty much was like oh well fukk it might as well get some in the process if we get pulled over
so her sister driving drunk my boy in the front seat i told him keep an eye on the road so we can live lol
bout 30 mins in it and me and oh girl doing our thing i didnt even realize we were on a damn mountain area with 2 lanes 1 for us the other for opposite direction
the damn mountain had no railings and i was like we gotta stop messing around cuz this shyt it aint right and she kind of swerving but oh girl was on I DONT GIVE A fukk MOOD I WANT SOME D and she did some shyt that caught me off guard and i pretty much gave in again
as this shyt going i see we on the wrong damn lane playing chicken with a damn truck so i go too move oh girl but then she wrapped her legs around my waist and that shyt had me like
i heard my boy go WTF ARE U DOING to the girl and he go grabs the wheel with her but she moves his hand and turns the car too have us swerve back too our lane the mirror on her side broken. and she goes MY BAD
we made it home safely but man we damn near had a head on collision and fell off the mountain
i've had way 2 many but here is one
this female in japan i was hollering at was a model (didnt know till few weeks later
she was feeling me and we decided too leave the club me her and her sister and i told my boy too come too. i was like where u live at she told me where and i was like damn thats only 1 stop from where i stay at so she went to get her car her sister was drunk that much i knew so i figured oh girl would drive but boy i was wrong
she sat in the backseat and i was like you aint gonna drive she was like na and told me too get backseat with her cuz she was DTF and i was like
and then she grabbed me and went at it with me and i pretty much was like oh well fukk it might as well get some in the process if we get pulled over
so her sister driving drunk my boy in the front seat i told him keep an eye on the road so we can live lol
bout 30 mins in it and me and oh girl doing our thing i didnt even realize we were on a damn mountain area with 2 lanes 1 for us the other for opposite direction
the damn mountain had no railings and i was like we gotta stop messing around cuz this shyt it aint right and she kind of swerving but oh girl was on I DONT GIVE A fukk MOOD I WANT SOME D and she did some shyt that caught me off guard and i pretty much gave in again
as this shyt going i see we on the wrong damn lane playing chicken with a damn truck so i go too move oh girl but then she wrapped her legs around my waist and that shyt had me like
i heard my boy go WTF ARE U DOING to the girl and he go grabs the wheel with her but she moves his hand and turns the car too have us swerve back too our lane the mirror on her side broken. and she goes MY BAD
we made it home safely but man we damn near had a head on collision and fell off the mountain
iI don't even know what to say hahaa
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