Man, everyone knows monopoly is the GOAT, that ain’t no gender shytyou're a woman tho....not 2 be misogynist......ya'll always love the worst board/card games![]()
yeah. shyt is embarrassing tbh. christians are gullible as hell.... but they have to be. if they had enough sense to know a ouija board is bs, they'd have enough sense to know the same about the bible. shyt aint even the same book anymore. translated from multiple languages, and after church officials/royalty decided what was to be allowed in there. who knows what the original texts might've meant/saidThe fact adults actually believe that a board game mass produced by Mattel can conjure demons is peak insanity
YepCheckers was 2 warm you up to learn chess tho![]()
monopoly/life literally don't have gameplay, every variable's either rng (dice/wheel) or a blatantly obvious decision (whether to buy a property or not)
this is fun when the game has short rounds like ludo/war, but intolerable when it's three hours long
That’s why I don’t play it …
It’s too long and people take it too seriously …
Making frenemies, learning that the most valuable spots to purchase aren't boardwalk and park placeWhat you know about moving through the neighborhood, posting up on the block. Holding down one spot, 2 spots, 3 spots. Then not just being there. Taking it over. From the crack house, to hotels. Running everybodys pockets who come through.
Taking over, an empire. Controlling the lights, the water. You want to take the train to get to anywhere, all that money comes to you. Avoiding jail, but sometimes you gotta do a bid and sitting is the only thing keeping money in your pockets. You rack up while you chill then come out like you never left. Working with other bosses. It's a business. And when mfs ain't got your money or come up short, have excuses. You got a show them you ain't a bytch.
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What you know about moving through the neighborhood, posting up on the block. Holding down one spot, 2 spots, 3 spots. Then not just being there. Taking it over. From the crack house, to hotels. Running everybodys pockets who come through.
Taking over, an empire. Controlling the lights, the water. You want to take the train to get to anywhere, all that money comes to you. Avoiding jail, but sometimes you gotta do a bid and sitting is the only thing keeping money in your pockets. You rack up while you chill then come out like you never left. Working with other bosses. It's a business. And when mfs ain't got your money or come up short, have excuses. You got a show them you ain't a bytch.
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Making frenemies, learning that the most valuable spots to purchase aren't boardwalk and park place
Thanks for proving my point that people take it too seriously
You have to make sure no one is carrying when play that game
Once hotels come the game is basically over.What's crazy is a majority of my wins are just hotels on boardwalk and park place.
That'll have mfs scrambling.![]()
No one knows how to play monopoly the correct way.
"aight, I'll give you 100 out of the 2 every time I pass go for the next 5 times."
"You gotta get there first"
"And if you land on my spot I'll cut the fees by 75%, and for the next 4 turns, I'll charge you nothing."
"My fault, I didn't know we were playing Let's make a deal, I thought this was monopoly."
"It is, don't be like that man, come on..."
"I want my motherfukking money"
We used to battle for all the properties between jail and go to jail. Own at least 2 sets of properties there, get some high volume hits. nikkas that just get out, need a place to stay before they go back inWhat's crazy is a majority of my wins are just hotels on boardwalk and park place.
That'll have mfs scrambling.![]()