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Before social media, this was easy work. Now she probably got 100,000 followers gassing her up every other day.
It still is easy work irl breh.

You just gotta be attractive enough where she can look at you n assume you got hoes(not my phrasing, how women say it).

You put out that vibe n approach, she's geeked at the fact you giving her time n will probably offer up the nastiest nani you can get with very little effort from you.

This deadass happened to me earlier this week at work.

I called another office branch of my company, asking to make sure we can get some materials transferred in.

Operation manager, the literal second from the branch top takes the phone from the shipping associate I had been outlining the issue with, says "sure Mr _____, I'll make sure my guys get that moving towards you."

She's a few years older than me, cute with a heavy bubble but married.

Then out of absolute nowhere, kinda just chuckles n says "I saw your picture on the company directory you know, and ewwww so handsome":noah:

Me: :manny: "My parents did me right i guess. Thanks for making sure the materials ship out."

Her: "No problem, one team one goal. They definitely did....even Tarah says so.":takedat: (Tarah is the "pretty" girl of the branch)

Me: "I don't really care what Tarah thinks, tho she's good people. I'm just concerned with what you think.":mjlit:

Her: "Eww you're so bad. :lupe: You better stop before i ask regional to transfer you over here."

Me:" Nah that won't work because I like where I'm at, but I'm always happy to travel for additional training. ":youngsabo:

She clicked off the call but two minutes later sent me her personal email through Teams.

My coworker in the office closest to my desk...

"None of that conversation sounded work appropriate.":comeon:

Me: :whoa:
 
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