What is worse than smashing a bad chick with bad p*ssy?

[LadySimone]

I mean, I think a wack fukk is worse than wack p*ssy

Wack p*ssy is like what homeboy described... Loose, dry, sandy, etc. That can be overcame though if a chick can ride, can get into it, squirts, uses lube, etc.

But a wack fukk makes me not even want to fukk anymore. I actually stopped in mid-stroke on old girl and I was like I'm good... Didn't even bust.

How can a vaginal canal be sandy? it's covered in mucus membrane.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

How can a vaginal canal be sandy? it's covered in mucus membrane.

it's dry/rough-ish... like sticking your dikk in sand

 

[LadySimone]

it's dry/rough-ish... like sticking your dikk in sand

Interesting.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Interesting.

maybe "sandpaper" is a better word

 

[Heretic]

What's wack p*ssy to you guys? In 5 words of less.

Loose, smelly, unkept, lazy, shallow

 

[360dagod]

Those BBWs you nikkas hate on will make sure you dikk is drained

 

[aXiom]

Smashing an ugly/fat chick with some really good box but having to keep it a secret because you can't let your boys know you smashed







Smelly? Leaking? Lumps? What these thots you nikkas smash

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Real nikkas A TURN a bytch out sex was wack cause yo dikk wack bih

what the fukk you say?

 

[Giselle]

It gets me every time. Be so hyped about smashing a nice looking chick with a nice body but as soon as we get busy its like ...shyt a cruel joke, they don't even like getting off their back and complain i'm hurting them. Even worse if they can't give head either because they never had to because nikkas eating them out for hours at a time n shyt.... might as well fukk a fat bytch who will treat your dikk like a 3 course meal. I've been trying to smash this chick since HS brehs....almost a decade worth of disappointment.

Maybe she sensed how hyped/thirsty you were and thought that you wouldn't mind it if she decided to let you do all of the work.

I made a similar thread like this before...


And you're right OP... It's a cruel joke. Give me a 6-9 that can fukk and cook.

Had a bad chick, perfect body (to me), artistically tatted, phat ass, nice skin, long hair, etc...

She whined and complained more than any other chick I've ever had sex with. shyt was terrible... I was trying to break her in but didn't have the time...

Funny thing is that she hung around all these supposed "hood nikkas" but yet sex was wack and chick was cool but boujie af

Her friends/associates have nothing to do with her sex skills. Why would you think that it would?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Her friends/associates have nothing to do with her sex skills. Why would you think that it would?

How the fukk wouldn't it?

She was most likely fukking them too... You telling me they couldn't show her how to fukk or take dikk?

She tatted up, looking like she about whatever

That's why... I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that they weren't just eating her shyt out and simping...

 

[LadySimone]

Loose, smelly, unkept, lazy, shallow

Explain loose. Shallow? Vaginas on that superficial shyt now? Will only be douched in the purest of waters?

 

[Heretic]

Explain loose. Shallow? Vaginas on that superficial shyt now? Will only be douched in the purest of waters?

Some virginias are as snug as a goodbye hug and some just don't have that grip but usually it's because it may be super wet. Shallow meaning she can't take it all basically.

 

[LadySimone]

Some virginias are as snug as a goodbye hug and some just don't have that grip but usually it's because it may be super wet. Shallow meaning she can't take it all basically.

You gone have to pm me about that last bit. As someone who has owned a vagina for most of my life I'm still confused.

 

[Heretic]

You gone have to pm me about that last bit. As someone who has owned a vagina for most of my life I'm still confused.

probably for the best

 

[Software]

An ugly bytch with good p*ssy cuz you know you wanna keep going back but you don't want people to know