What is your earliest memory?

[duncanthetall]

Thinking back, what is the earliest thing from your life that you can remember?

The earliest thing I can think of I must have been 2. My sister for some reason had grabbed my toy that I think I got for christmas. This little fischer price keyboard thing that had like 6 keys on the whole fukkin thing. She climbed my parents bed and was sitting up there, just mashing away on the keys. I'm down there, scratchin at the sides of the bed, tugging on the comforter, trying to get up there in any way but I was too small smh

 

[Giselle]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/whats-the-first-thing-you-remember-in-life.172232/#post-6553256

 

[Illuminatos]

One morning I was in bed watching this show while my grandma was getting ready for work.



Grandma came and gave me some Milo to drink and i fell asleep like a baby. Apparently this show ended in 97 so I was about 3.

Another was when I was in my uncle's lap at some party at the house and he gave me some beer to drink. I spit that crap out and everyone started laughing at me.

 

[Ray_Ray]

yall will think im crazy but i have memories of BEFORE i was born. im not sure if i was inside my mom's belly or just in spirit, but i remember. i remember the darkness of it all, the nothingness.

 

[Fatboi1]

yall will think im crazy but i have memories of BEFORE i was born. im not sure if i was inside my mom's belly or just in spirit, but i remember. i remember the darkness of it all, the nothingness.

The earliest memory I have, I don't remember the age but I remember not being able to walk. I was crawling on the floor or something and I remember seeing a mouse caught in a mouse trap. I then remember grabbing a pen that was on the floor and then I just went to the mouse and stabbed it with the pen and it died. I remember the blood oozing out of the mouse. Everytime I think about that shyt it kind of makes me feel bad, like I'm a murderer.

 

[Stepdaddy]

4 years old in the bathtub floating, playing dead... my dad sees no one in the bathroom, turns the lights out walks away, and in the darkness i became self-aware

 

[Scientific Playa]

What is your earliest memory?



beating the other swimmers.....

 

[TheBigBopper]

My 2nd birthday party at Santa's Village

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I was two years old and I was getting attacked by a dog. I was fukking terrified of dogs for years.

 

[yomamasmellikehotdogwater]

When we were 4 my since-best friend in daycare showing me his massive shlong-like poop in the washroom before getting ready for nap time.

 

[KeysT]

The earliest memory I have, I don't remember the age but I remember not being able to walk. I was crawling on the floor or something and I remember seeing a mouse caught in a mouse trap. I then remember grabbing a pen that was on the floor and then I just went to the mouse and stabbed it with the pen and it died. I remember the blood oozing out of the mouse. Everytime I think about that shyt it kind of makes me feel bad, like I'm a murderer.

You need help breh you might be a real life Dexter

 

[KeysT]

4 years old in the bathtub floating, playing dead... my dad sees no one in the bathroom, turns the lights out walks away, and in the darkness i became self-aware

breh this made me think of this

 

[Stealth]

3 years old walking with my grandpa eating ice cream

 

[The Guru]

Hmm..good question..I don't have vivid memories pre 4 years old or something...

I remember our bedroom didn't have a door and i used to watch mice go back and forth in the kitchen when we had them in the house for a while.

 

[Scuti]

this shyt is crazy

You literally don't exist and then all of a sudden you do...and at some point you just start being able to remember things

It's late as fukk and this is what I'm thinking about