What is your ideal American breakfast if you didn't have to worry about health and nutrition?

[Lambent55]

4 pieces of bacon
Oatmeal with butter and sugar
2 breakfast sausage patties
hashbrowns
Orange or Apple juice

 

[lvrker]

Scrambled eggs with cheese
Belgian waffles with powdered sugar & strawberry syrup
Shrimp & grits
Shredded hash browns

 

[DonB90]

Two Red Hot Dogs spliced
Scrambled Eggs with Hot Sauce
Grits with butter/sugar
Two Pancakes with Blueberry Syrup
Sweet Tea or Simply Orange Juice Mango

Bumpkin behavior...do better


Cheese Grits
Turkey Sausage
Bacon
One scrambled egg with green onions
Fresh Orange(Flawda)
Pancake

 

[maxamusa]

Bacon Double Egg n Cheese with hot sauce on a roll and a hash brown....maybe even stack it

bloody Maria (Bloody Mary with tequila instead of vodka)

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

A t bone steak and Welch's

 

[Hey_zeus]

Blueberry pancakes
Smoked gouda and ham omelet
Two slices of bacon
Two sausage patties
Hash browns
Mimosa

 

[Fiji Water]

4 eggs, basted or over easy. Medium rare ribeye. Two cups of black coffee, two glasses of orange juice, 3 shots of Jameson. Probably sliced avocado on the side. Black and mild casino wood tip.

 

[maxamusa]

A t bone steak and Welch's

hip-hop is alive.....

hold this rep



if we keeping it musical ......

 

[Realm-Breaker]

A homemade Mcgriddle!

 

[Silkk]

Gahdamn, Thread got me bout to hit Waffle House rn

 

[International Playa]

Bacon, sausage, waffles, pancakes, hash browns

 

[Remote]

I feel like this thread is a troll job since you’re all gonna look at these comments and think:

“I know people who eat that all the time”

 

[At30wecashout]

Fresh baked apple fritters (2-3), 6 sunnyside up eggs, half pound of red grapes, and a steak, egg, and cheese bagel from McDonald’s. Throw in a Chai Tea latte with soy milk. 24 oz.

 

[MajesticLion]

Oh no, Shaitan.


Nutrition and health is the move, keep your Babylonian hypotheticals

 

[Pool_Shark]

Biscuits and gravy with sausage bacon and steak on the plate. On the side a cheesy egg omelette. To drink Orange Juice Diet coke and a cup of black coffee