What is your thought process when your gal cuts off the p*ssy as punishment...

[Wild self]

breh youre thinking like a man (as you should)....we think logically....

women in general dont think like this...they think emotionally...even-though shes mad she still expects you to wait on her...because every woman feels their vagina is the best one in the world...men dont think like this...we know that if we dont treat our lady right some other nikka is waiting in the cut

Blame the simps for thinking like that. Gassing up that womens pussies are the best in the world and she has to do nothing for dikk.

 

[Donald J Trump]

I want @Cat piss martini and @Art Barr thoughts but
if she doin that, then you was fukkin up before she did it breh...
i could have my main mad at me and she would never do that shyt....i've cut her off from dikk tho

 

[Keep_It_Hip_Hop_Fam]

Dump her

Don't ever let a woman disrespect you like that using sex as power over you

 

[Mowgli]

Hang in there. Time to start doing brazillian jiujitsu.

Anytime my wife gets on my nerves I go to class and strangle someone.

But that's not even your wife so you should probably stick a fork in her. She's treating her body like a commodity to modify your behavior like a dog.

No bueno

 

[Pool_Shark]

Maybe cause we're young but even if my wife tried I can still get her to give it up

 

[Cat piss martini]

step one: take a shower
step two: lay in the bed butt ass naked next to her.
step three: find some baby oil.
step four: jack off and blast a serious nut off in front of her.
she's gonna front on some (you nasty) shyt.

hit that bytch with this:

roll over and enjoy that sleep.
in the middle of the night youre gonna feel
her backing her ass up against you to spoon.
(dont fall for that bullshyt)
put yo back to her stankin ass.
you may have a day or two of her being in her
feelings but stand strong.
next time you reach for the baby oil she's gonna
go in something serious on yo dikk.......trust me.

 

[Art Barr]

any female you are lovers with who denies you sex is abuse.
discard her and find that better.


art barr

 

[BlvdBrawler]

D:\porn\Harley Dean

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

U kidding me. There have been numerous times where I've beaten it to the point where she's buying / making me breakfast with smiles all day. I get her off EASY.

I know what you mean bro
I smushed two chicks last night and one bought me IHOP and the other bought me bob Evans

 

[SHO-NUFF]

She just have you a pass to cut the porn up loud on the 60 inch, my friend, congrats

 

[The Realist Perspective]

step one: take a shower
step two: lay in the bed butt ass naked next to her.
step three: find some baby oil.
step four: jack off and blast a serious nut off in front of her.
she's gonna front on some (you nasty) shyt.

hit that bytch with this:

roll over and enjoy that sleep.
in the middle of the night youre gonna feel
her backing her ass up against you to spoon.
(dont fall for that bullshyt)
put yo back to her stankin ass.
you may have a day or two of her being in her
feelings but stand strong.
next time you reach for the baby oil she's gonna
go in something serious on yo dikk.......trust me.

Yo I'm legit gonna do this next time she tries this bullshyt

I'm just gonna whip it out and bust a big ole nut right on her side of the bed

You are a damn gentleman and scholar

 

[observe]

bytches don't cut me off.. I cut them off

 

[baracka zulu]

1) Why would she self mutilate herself like that?

2) Is this hoe gonna turn that butcher knife on me?

3) If I stick my dikk in her bloody coochie while it's withering around on the floor is that considered rape?

4) Would she have done that for a Klondike bar?

5) Did I remember to turn off the stove b4 I left the crib?

 

[Reality]

my current chick likes sex as much as me if not more than me so i haven't had to deal w/ this in a minute

however, when it DID happen w/ past chicks...the following always worked:

STEP 1: try to talk whatever happened out w/ her in a very calm, cool, logical way, but KEEP IT UNDER 5 MINUTES. If she's receptive then start joking w/ her at the end of the 5 minutes & start kissing on her neck and shyt.

If she's not receptive, politely say end the conversation w/ an apology if necessary or by standing your ground but in a cool, unconfrontational way. the key here is to stay even keeled because that makes the chick start thinking maybe i'm freaking out/overreacting. if you're generally a good dude who happens to have some minor slip-ups from time to time (like me ) this shyt works even better.

STEP 2: Hopefully you aren't a completely bytch made dude who's abandoned all of his friends due to his girl, because having friends you can make plans w/ quickly is crucial for this step. Hit your boys up and say you wanna go out. This works best a day or two out but can also be used day of. Mention to your girl that you wanna give each other some space to cool off and that you're gonna chill w/ your boys but you'll be back. Hit the gym and get a good pump. Throw on some fly, yet casual shyt (the henley that drapes your traps well, and your reliable pair of jeans) and bounce giving her a kiss. Odds are your chick will be too prideful to try to stop you leaving.

STEP 3: Have fun w/ your boys and remember what it's like to be single. If your chick keeps being an idiot, you have options. Remember that. Maybe you realize you don't even like her like that.

STEP 4: Come home around 1:30-2a. Early enough to not get your girl completely pissed but late enough to have her like "so what'd you guys do?" DO NOT try to initiate any sex.

STEP 5: Try to smash the next afternoon. If she's still fronting...

STEP 6: Dump that chick.

 

[Groanman]

"Spare tire" doesn't only apply to vehicles.

Good day!