What is your weird habit?

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Love rainy days, chew inside my cheek, I sleep on my stomach with one leg up and it looks like im rock climbing

Yall know damn well some of yall eat your nail clippings

 

[Canada Goose]

Me, too

My inner dialogue is crazy. I have a whole nother life goin on inside my head. Wife, kids, 17 year NBA career (7 rings). I just think I have a huge imagination, for an adult. I'm thinking about writing it down and making a story outta it.

You have another life inside of your head? So do I!

I have several of them, one of them I'm a rapper that's currently KONY (King of New York) and just dropped my fourth album a couple of months ago that's now 4x platinum. My first two albums went diamond (And are classics by most Hip Hop heads) and 3rd Album was a double disk CD that went 6x platinum, my most recent album was has a soul vibe to it where's my first two was pure Hip Hop and the 3rd was a mix of everything.

I debating in my mind for my next album should I go pop or bring it back to pure Hip Hop

I have another, a more normal life inside of my head where I live in a fictional city in the Northeast between NY and Boston and I'm a Bus Driver that lives in a condo. I have a wife/Girlfriend (It alters) that looks like either Sheneka Adams or Brittany Dailey and has a Latina BFF that lives with us because shes broke and lost her job (my condo has two bedrooms and I have no kids).

I sometimes I cheat on my girl with said Latina whenever shes not home or go goes away for business

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

You take the cake breh

 

[Danie84]

Two more weird habits I had as a child:

I use to purposely like picking scabs just to see how my cut bleed.

When a mouse got caught on the sticky trap, I used to to torture it with dishwashing liquid and Ajax.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I chew straws

 

[MAKAVELI25]

You have another life inside of your head? So do I!

I have several of them, one of them I'm a rapper that's currently KONY (King of New York) and just dropped my fourth album a couple of months ago that's now 4x platinum. My first two albums went diamond (And are classics by most Hip Hop heads) and 3rd Album was a double disk CD that went 6x platinum, my most recent album was has a soul vibe to it where's my first two was pure Hip Hop and the 3rd was a mix of everything.

I debating in my mind for my next album should I go pop or bring it back to pure Hip Hop

I have another, a more normal life inside of my head where I live in a fictional city in the Northeast between NY and Boston and I'm a Bus Driver that lives in a condo. I have a wife/Girlfriend (It alters) that looks like either Sheneka Adams or Brittany Dailey and has a Latina BFF that lives with us because shes broke and lost her job (my condo has two bedrooms and I have no kids).

I sometimes I cheat on my girl with said Latina whenever shes not home or go goes away for business

You're a Bus driver in your own FANTASY world?

Smh @ y'all no imagination having nikkas. I live in a chocolate factory with 10 fine ass bytches (2 black, 2 white, 2 asian, 2 middle eastern, 2 hispanic) who are all nymphos, subservient as shyt, and know how to cook up a storm.

 

[AgentGrey]

I like eating a bag chips upside down, so I can start with the crumbs first.

a friend of mine does this, I think shes the weirdest woman on this earth.

-I have an unusual compulsion to to do the sneakiest shyt I can without getting caught, usually small things like eating my girls food when she isnt looking. If I ever come to your house, the second I get a chance Im in your fridge/cabinets. Its not about being hungry, its a habit im trying to break. I never get caught Its also led to some close calls in my sex life
I feel disgusted afterwards but its such a rush, like some Mission Impossible shyt.

-I often eat food cold, just because. Last night I had some leftover chicken and potato scallop casserole that I ate straight out the fridge

-I pick and pull my facial hair when nobody is around, to the point that my shyt looks crzy and nappy​

 

[Lewis Black]

I can't watch embarrassing moments on television. Say if someone gets caught being gay/having an affair/exposed etc for some reason I just change the channel until the scene is finished.

 

[duncanthetall]

I still own my blankey from when I was little. And sometimes I bring it back out to smell it or sleep with it.

If I touch something with one hand or one finger on one hand, a lot of times i have to touch it with the same finger on the other hand twice, then back again with the one i touched originally. I have to touch them an even amount in a pattern and shyt. its hard to explain. If I enter a room one way, around a certain chair or table or something, I need to exit the same way. When I was little I used to refer to it as good world/bad world. If I didn't get a chance to leave or go back the same way I came in, I was stuck in the bad world and it really fukked me up. I don't call it that anymore because I told my mom about it then and she's thought I was a huge weirdo since.

I'm a weird dude.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

I sit indian style alot, kinda odd. If i`m playing a video game or watching a game, a lot of times i`ll sit indian style.

I also stretch in weird ass positions when i`m on the bed, I also sleep in those same positions sometimes. I`ve fallen asleep sitting up in bed.

 

[KTD2]

Wet paper (paper towels, newspaper) makes me sick. Gross.

I never wear long pants, sleeves, or socks to bed. Shorts and tanks only. Even if it's freezing outside.

I don't drink alcohol and eat at the same time. Ex: Glass of wine or cocktail with dinner. Can't do it.

I eat my food side dishes first. And I don't drink my beverage until I'm finished eating.

I HAVE to have a blanket when I sleep, even if it's 90 degrees out. In the summer, I have the AC on full blast and a blanket.

My bed has to be perfect when I get into it and I hate when it gets messy. I've been known to wake up at 2 AM to fix my fitted sheet if it comes off.

I heat my ice cream for 15ish seconds in the microwave. I hate hard ice cream.

I take my sandwiches apart. I used to do it publicly when I was little but now only at home or around people I know.

I hate when my food touches and avoid buffets for that reason.

I hate open doors. I can't sleep with my room door cracked. I can't be in it when it's cracked. It has to be shut.

I have to wash all the dishes after I'm done cooking and BEFORE I eat. Can't eat with dirty pots/pans in the sink.

I have to sleep with my iPod. Without it it takes me like 3 hours to fall asleep and I will sleep horribly.

I can't fall asleep on couches/floors/etc. Only my bed.

I can't sleep on planes or in cars on roadtrips.

I avoid buffets because I hate when my food touches on a plate.

I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, I can't talking during it. I almost don't like watching movies with people because I hate movie talking so much.

If I open a canned drink and don't finish it in one sitting, I won't. I always toss it because it doesn't have a lid like a bottle so I can save it.

I can't eat leftovers. It could be the most gourmet 5 star version of my favorite food and I can't. I avoid large portion restaurants for this reason or always order the half size.

Whenever I go somewhere, the first thing I do is make a mental note of all available exits.

I have never pooped anywhere outside of my own residence. Even on weeklong vacays. Yes, I know it's terrible.

I read magazines back to front.

I time myself when I run errands. Ex: my goal = in and out of grocery store in 30.

I have to study by myself. No study groups.

I always re-write my notes after a class/lecture.

 

[swimmingpools]

I have to drink whatever beverage I have while eating, before taking the next bite. Basically I take a bite of my food. Drink. Bite of my food. Drink. It annoys the hell out of people but Im not changing.

Wet socks or getting my feet wet while in sandals. I cannot handle that.

I dont like relish and I will murder over it. Dont come near me with it.

When Im walking I count my steps and yes I remember the number of steps for each path I frequently take.

I eat bell peppers like apples.

Thats enough about me.

 

[JasonSJackson]

posting here

 

[duck]

I dip pizza in blue cheese

I never ever button up/zip up coats. Even in the winter with a negative wind chill. It just feels weird

I love the smell of fresh cut grass, burning charcoal, and fresh sawdust

 

[Takerstani]

I can't eat with silverwear that is too big or has designs on it (that you can feel). The spoon or fort has to be smooth (knives are only used temporarily, so that's probably why I don't care). I'd rather eat pudding with a smooth fork than with a non-regulation spoon.