I treat my phallus as though im a serial cleptomaniac that constantly steals his own possessions...
Cuz i keep jackin it.
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Cuz i keep jackin it.
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What is your weird habit?
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jking23258
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I always have music on when im taking a shower
I cant eat food cold alwyas have to heat it up
Always brush my hair constantly
Always eat my food together for ex if i had a burger and fries i gotta bite the burger then eat a few fries at the same time lol
Brush my teeth twice a day
Always check my phone for no reason
I cant eat food cold alwyas have to heat it up
Always brush my hair constantly
Always eat my food together for ex if i had a burger and fries i gotta bite the burger then eat a few fries at the same time lol
Brush my teeth twice a day
Always check my phone for no reason
Ronnie Lott
#49erGang
I have to have my plate of food at the same angles to eat my food. For example if I have to re heat a plate that's already made. The plate of food has to be the exact way in whick is was on the table in fron of me
Will not eat cold or warm food
. It has to be HOT
Will not eat cold or warm food
. It has to be HOT
i got a fetish 4 blades n sharp edges, if i see a unique knife (i.e. toothbrush with a hidden blade) its mandatory it getz copped, i got bladez in shyt most ppl wouldnt expect 
also when im out i need full visual coverage of every1 comin in or out so i sit with my back against the wall or get a corner booth
i need 2 know how many exits are available in any spot im in
i cant dap a nikka i dont know, its either a nod of acknowledgement or he gets a fist bump
fukkin wit my food is a matter of life or death if its been compromised
i hate watchin moviez over unless its a classic or i only seen it once, anything other than that and ima feel like time is standing still
also, if a vagabond asks me 4 change, and already has his hand out, 9/10 of the time he gettin his hand slapped(my ppl's dont approve of this but fukk it)
something about librariez turn the gawd on(dont ask me y)
i rarely chew my food, a couple of bitez and itz downed already (no frank ocean)
thatz all
4 now
also when im out i need full visual coverage of every1 comin in or out so i sit with my back against the wall or get a corner booth
i need 2 know how many exits are available in any spot im in
i cant dap a nikka i dont know, its either a nod of acknowledgement or he gets a fist bump
fukkin wit my food is a matter of life or death if its been compromised
i hate watchin moviez over unless its a classic or i only seen it once, anything other than that and ima feel like time is standing still
also, if a vagabond asks me 4 change, and already has his hand out, 9/10 of the time he gettin his hand slapped(my ppl's dont approve of this but fukk it)
something about librariez turn the gawd on(dont ask me y)
i rarely chew my food, a couple of bitez and itz downed already (no frank ocean)
thatz all
4 now
ReggieFlare
Superstar
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The Antagonist
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I shake my legs constantly, so much that sometimes it makes it look like my whole body is moving. My boys poke fun at it sometimes
Collect bobby pins to clean my ears
Chew/Bite the tops & bottoms of Bic pens
Anytime I find a paper clip, I twist/break it into as many pieces I can...
Can NOT converse long while eating. At the first break in the conversation, I'm trying clearing my plate before you have my full attention. I have no patience while eating...
If I eat at home, I NEVER use plates. Always bowls & I stack everything, use one big spoon (always a spoon), mix it up and eat it as one big mash no matter what it is. I don't like to sit at tables.
No ketchup on fries or sauce on anything unless it's already in a dipping cup. Otherwise, finger food's eaten plain for me.
Always Indian-style if I'm not in a chair. If in a chair, I always try to balance it on a tilt if the floor's not slippery.
A lot of meathead habits from sports...
Sometimes, I bite on the cord for my ear buds while lifting as if it's a mouthpiece.
Other times, I tuck my ear buds up through my shirt and when I'm done with a set, I snatch them down the way NFL players un-snap their helmets before the next play. Actually had a conversation with a chick in the gym about that...
Only type with my two index fingers, right ring finger, and left thumb. That's it.
I have a teddy bear from my childhood in my house (plan on passing down whenever I have a kid), but I have a superstition about it being face-down. Always need the eyes to face upward. Guess I kind of believe that there's a soul in there or something.
Can't stand the sight of shattered glass that's not completely broken...
It irks the sh*t out of me and whenever I see it, I get anxious b/c I was want to just break it completely...
Chew/Bite the tops & bottoms of Bic pens
Anytime I find a paper clip, I twist/break it into as many pieces I can...
Can NOT converse long while eating. At the first break in the conversation, I'm trying clearing my plate before you have my full attention. I have no patience while eating...
If I eat at home, I NEVER use plates. Always bowls & I stack everything, use one big spoon (always a spoon), mix it up and eat it as one big mash no matter what it is. I don't like to sit at tables.
No ketchup on fries or sauce on anything unless it's already in a dipping cup. Otherwise, finger food's eaten plain for me.
Always Indian-style if I'm not in a chair. If in a chair, I always try to balance it on a tilt if the floor's not slippery.
A lot of meathead habits from sports...
Sometimes, I bite on the cord for my ear buds while lifting as if it's a mouthpiece.
Other times, I tuck my ear buds up through my shirt and when I'm done with a set, I snatch them down the way NFL players un-snap their helmets before the next play. Actually had a conversation with a chick in the gym about that...
Only type with my two index fingers, right ring finger, and left thumb. That's it.
I have a teddy bear from my childhood in my house (plan on passing down whenever I have a kid), but I have a superstition about it being face-down. Always need the eyes to face upward. Guess I kind of believe that there's a soul in there or something.
Can't stand the sight of shattered glass that's not completely broken...
It irks the sh*t out of me and whenever I see it, I get anxious b/c I was want to just break it completely...
innocentdevil
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Me too
My grandma sewed it for me when I was a baby. - I don't like ice cold water.
- Whenever I walk into the kitchen I'll do a dance, or a twirl
- I'll talk to the TV when I'm watching it by myself.
- I sleep better/enjoy sleeping in other peoples beds more than my own.
- I like flat soda.
- I walk on the tip of my toes when I don't have shoes on.
I can't watch embarrassing moments on television. Say if someone gets caught being gay/having an affair/exposed etc for some reason I just change the channel until the scene is finished.
Real shyt. I find it a lot easier to watch awkward stuff in real life than on television
Wow @ some of the shyt in here. 
The only ones I can think of:
I hate wearing socks and shoes. They just feel uncomfortable as hell to me..I get sick a lot in the winter time because of this.
Sometimes in my head I'll recite song lyrics or random phrases in my head and count the words on my fingers. Have no idea where this came from but I don't find myself doing it as much now.
When I'm getting a haircut I keep my eyes closed the entire time. Partly because I don't want hair falling into my eyes and partly because I hate the feeling of the barber being that close in your face just looking at you.
The only ones I can think of:
I hate wearing socks and shoes. They just feel uncomfortable as hell to me..I get sick a lot in the winter time because of this.
Sometimes in my head I'll recite song lyrics or random phrases in my head and count the words on my fingers. Have no idea where this came from but I don't find myself doing it as much now.
When I'm getting a haircut I keep my eyes closed the entire time. Partly because I don't want hair falling into my eyes and partly because I hate the feeling of the barber being that close in your face just looking at you.
I love combining SmartFood white chedder popcorn, Doritos nachos, Lays barbecue, and Cheetos. I can only eat them on Bounty paper towel, and when I finish them, I lick the chips dust off the paper towel
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off the top of my head:
on tiled floors, i gotta step on the lines.
when i drink a beverage, i count the swallows
i chew on my bottom lip and sides of my tongue
also, i pick at the skin on my lips alot to the point i draw blood 2 or 3 times a week
when i eat, i gotta mix food. homie who said he takes a bite of this, then a bite of that at the same time...just like that
at the end of a blunt, i gotta lick the index and thumb on both fingers
if i walk into a bathroom, even if i dont do anything but check myself in the mirror, soap and water has to touch my hands for me to leave.
on tiled floors, i gotta step on the lines.
when i drink a beverage, i count the swallows
i chew on my bottom lip and sides of my tongue
also, i pick at the skin on my lips alot to the point i draw blood 2 or 3 times a week
when i eat, i gotta mix food. homie who said he takes a bite of this, then a bite of that at the same time...just like that
at the end of a blunt, i gotta lick the index and thumb on both fingers
if i walk into a bathroom, even if i dont do anything but check myself in the mirror, soap and water has to touch my hands for me to leave.
