1. Sleep on the floor, all the time. Slept in a bed less than 5 times this year. In order to sleep on the bed I must take a shower and if I go outside, I've been tainted, and must take another shower in order to sleep in the bed.
2. I used to shower only on Tuesday and Thursday mornings. Only because I went to school those days. Now, I do it whenever the stink becomes noticeable.
3. The times I'm suffering from self destruction I play my music real loud to drown my own condescending thoughts
4. I don't like ice in my drink...unless it's ice tea.


I'm typing this right now and I gotta repeat anything that happens on one hand on the other
somewhere)


I think you won.