What It’s Like Being A fakkit At A Black Barber Shop

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Tell that nikka to learn how to tip well then

That's a myth. Most females hate each other so why would gays and females get along. They're like the same cloth.
Most gay nikkas I've seen stay with bad chicks. They all want a gay best friend and be all into that gay shyt
 

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Something ain't right....cuz been going to that shop for almost 10 years and nikkas STILL giving him the heebee jeebees? :dahell:


Maybe if he opened up and joked around a bit, not even about gay or straight...but join in the jokes...the barber STILL lookin at him funny? That's cuz he WANTS to be an outcast! I seen gay CLIENTS at my shop, cats don't discriminate...they may joke a lil bit but everybody know it's love and we all have a good time.gay money spend just like straight money B
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Dude being a drama queen yo
 

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they are literally trying to find ways to thwart blacks from practicing group economics :laff:
 

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Off topic but I love taking my roommate little brother to get his haircut SO many fine men.

Im almost certain I made this nikka feel uncomfortable while getting his hair cut I kept staring. He was bad..


Me: :flabbynsick:

Him: :dahell:
He walked out with the fresh cut like :myman:

I was :ohlawd:

nikkas be walking in 3's and walking out 8's. Gotta love the barbershop:whew:
 

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Didn't that beyonce song come out a little over a year ago?:dahell:


nikka talmbout "oh my god my innocent youth":noah:
 

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yeah a black barbershop full of old heads is the perfect place to not expect homophobia :heh:
The old heads tell the best stories though too :wow:

Dropping knowledge and comedy in the same conversation :blessed:
Off topic but I love taking my roommate little brother to get his haircut SO many fine men.

Im almost certain I made this nikka feel uncomfortable while getting his hair cut I kept staring. He was bad..


Me: :flabbynsick:

Him: :dahell:
He walked out with the fresh cut like :myman:

I was :ohlawd:

nikkas be walking in 3's and walking out 8's. Gotta love the barbershop:whew:

Barbershop is like a hyperbaric time chamber for us men...walk in with weak swag levels...walk out winnin on some "levels over 9,000" type of shyt :win:..having ladies lookin like.
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A VA line up ain't like an MD lineup. You came from a place where nikkas dress bummy as shyt and ride in old cars with giant chariot rims on them still...c'mon breh.

Talk shyt about what people in other countries drive while your own government kills people that look like you with no recursions, brehs.
 

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lmao. this shyt aint a game in LV. 12 dollars is laughable unless it's backyard shyt. at least in my experience and from what i hear. my dad was a barber so besides him, i'm the only person that touches my hair. unless i'm getting my shyt dyed or sumn.

i've paid for like 4 haircuts in my entire life.

Breh a line up. A LINE UP LINEEEEEEEEEE UP

dude isn't cutting any hair and wants $12???? I used to pay $15 to cut my hair
 

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Breh a line up. A LINE UP LINEEEEEEEEEE UP

dude isn't cutting any hair and wants $12???? I used to pay $15 to cut my hair

:manny: It's basically an indispensable industry, breh. They can charge you whatever, especially if they have the clientele.
 
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