what jobs can i lie about having so friends/family don't know i'm getting my own money

[Cynic]

dat's grimey breh

Then tell 'em what you do n!gga

 

[Monster]

Then tell 'em what you do n!gga

at that smiley



and fukk that, i aint telling no one shyt. that's why situation is weird, there's no way i can't lie somehow i guess.


i think illuminati fukked with my hormones or something because i used to not even think of shyt like this

 

[Jahbarri]

Your a male escort for them fresh outta jail type nikkas

U suspect brehs

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

-NBA player
-Prostituye
-Drill Rapper
-Pornstar
-President of the US

 

[BezO]

So, instead of puttin' family & friends on, you lookin' for lies?

Reason #1,023 why folks can't get nowhere.

 

[3rdWorld]

Tell them you's a 'rent boy'..

Sounds harmless enough, but we all know that how you get by..

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

tell em you've resurrected the Fuller Brush Man/traveling snake oil salesman shyt..

 

[L&HH]

dat's grimey breh

You're trying to lie to friends/fam about your occupation and then when someone gives you a good lie, you say it's grimey?

nikka tell them you're a professional online poker player and if they try and play you, you can just say you play so much that you have to take a mental break any chance you get. If they want to watch you play, tell them it makes you uncomfortable [superstitions and shyt]

 

[Monster]

So, instead of puttin' family & friends on, you lookin' for lies?

Reason #1,023 why folks can't get nowhere.

put people on?



not that easy

how many times i got to say i'm not making much, etC

 

[BezO]

put people on?



not that easy

how many times i got to say i'm not making much, etC

Yeah, put people on.

You won't say what it is, so who knows how easy it is.

Generally, 2 pockets & 2 minds can earn more than 1. I'm havin' a hard time thinkin' of a business where more money, effort, thought, etc. wouldn't help.

 

[Monster]

Yeah, put people on.

You won't say what it is, so who knows how easy it is.

Generally, 2 pockets & 2 minds can earn more than 1. I'm havin' a hard time thinkin' of a business where more money, effort, thought, etc. wouldn't help.

i wish it was all so simple breh.

i wish people didn't hate.

i wish people wanted the best for others.

i wish i could help people and they'd be grateful rather than spiteful.