Oh yeah. My go to is Durex.
Trojan as a condom just seems ironic as fukk 'cause if you know about the Trojan War and what a Trojan Horse (The symbol used if I'm not mistaken) represents....then when you try and piece shyt together your head goes 'cause The Trojan Horse was made to sneak the concealed Trojans into Troy under the guise of a gift and they busted out that shyt when everybody thought it was safe and ruined shyt.
Apply that shyt to condom breakage, Semen and your dikk and I Quickly put them shyts on the shelf and went for a more practical brand that one faithful night and never looked back.
Also buy and store a pack of non latex johnnies with some sheepskin shyt for chicks that are alregic to Latex of prefer that barely there feel.
Got a few ribbed for her pleasure shyts I turn inside out for Chicks who like to just lay there and color commentate instead of joining. "Oooh..yeah. Dis some guud p*ssy rite baby? Ooh hit it hit it hit it. Hit. This. Tight. Puss. See." Gotta keep myself from making disgusted faces so I might as well cheat.
Sike nah, I usually stick with mags. I had bad experiences with those thinner rubbers breaking on me mid stroke. I went thru a whole box one time of these. Not the 24 pack though I only had the 3 pack
Uses and approved.
It's like I'm sponsored by 'em.
They are more prevalent in the UK over them Funny ass Trojans and they run the gamut in all shapes and forms.
I just get regulars unless the lady of choice is shopping with me and she wants to get frisky. I've used the non latex and barely there joints from another brand since I couldn't find them in Durex during the time I needed but I've never had a problem with the Durex brand so I'd assume their other options are just as reliable as the regular ones.
Oh yeah. My go to is Durex.
Trojan as a condom just seems ironic as fukk 'cause if you know about the Trojan War and what a Trojan Horse (The symbol used if I'm not mistaken) represents....then when you try and piece shyt together your head goes 'cause The Trojan Horse was made to sneak the concealed Trojans into Troy under the guise of a gift and they busted out that shyt when everybody thought it was safe and ruined shyt.
Apply that shyt to condom breakage, Semen and your dikk and I Quickly put them shyts on the shelf and went for a more practical brand that one faithful night and never looked back.
Also buy and store a pack of non latex johnnies with some sheepskin shyt for chicks that are alregic to Latex of prefer that barely there feel.
Got a few ribbed for her pleasure shyts I turn inside out for Chicks who like to just lay there and color commentate instead of joining. "Oooh..yeah. Dis some guud p*ssy rite baby? Ooh hit it hit it hit it. Hit. This. Tight. Puss. See." Gotta keep myself from making disgusted faces so I might as well cheat.
Uses and approved.
It's like I'm sponsored by 'em.
They are more prevalent in the UK over them Funny ass Trojans and they run the gamut in all shapes and forms.
I just get regulars unless the lady of choice is shopping with me and she wants to get frisky. I've used the non latex and barely there joints from another brand since I couldn't find them in Durex during the time I needed but I've never had a problem with the Durex brand so I'd assume their other options are just as reliable as the regular ones.
Yeah I was just reading up on them and it said they test their products 4 more times than other brands or something like that. They also had a pleasure pack at Walmart which had different kinds. shyt was cheap too.
Be a drunk 17 year old virgin with mild ocd and a tingling erection in a wall greens at 2am with trim waiting on you while you got 7 different condom brands in ya hand deducing shyt like you answering the Million dollar question on Who wants to be one, brehs. Trojans made to sneak unwanted shyt in and all I could think of is having the shyts snap on me 'cause it's lowkey intended to be a gag brand.
....unless you looking at me for the Spoiler ed shyt. Any breh worth his sauce done been with dead fish and lackluster women bug didn't want to disappoint. Gotta work around that shyt somehow.
Yeah I was just reading up on them and it said they test their products 4 more times than other brands or something like that. They also had a pleasure pack at Walmart which had different kinds. shyt was cheap too.
Read that too, but I always take that sort of information as marketing fluff to get you to buy the product, especially since I'm sure they aren't privy to the amount other condom brands test their products.
Lately I've been seeing lots of different varieties from 'em when I hit America/Europe. Flavored joints, Pleasure based lubes and all sort of perfume cased genital dongles for him and her. Too much extra curricular shyt for me. ....might cop one day, bit the day never seems to come when I'm replenishing the larder.
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