What lies have y'all told to get women/sex?

[Mess World]

Me: just trying to get back on my feet , looking for a job but right now I'm in school trying to get further in life


Her: what degree do you have

Me: oh you know I did a semester last year , but stopped going because of some drama in my life

 

[Donald J Trump]

That I was a greyshirt sophomore WR at LSU

 

[Roid Jones]

I love you :ha_ha:

 

[RiffRaff]

"I think I know you, do you play for the team? "

"Yep, backup SG "

 

[PlainSight]

I told a woman my dikk was smaller than it actually is

 

[Cake]

"I want you to be my girl"

"If you get pregnant I'll take care of the baby and you"

"Don't worry you know I got you"
"I want us to be as close as possible. Mind, body, soul."

 

[↓R↑LYB]

No I don't have any STD's

 

[lowkey0z]

No I don't have any STD's

 

[4North1Side2]

My wife is dead

 

[Yaboysix]

Me and my ol' lady goin through something ....lmao got'em everytime.