What makes a woman a keeper?

[Stir Fry]

If she brings you peace and is of solid character. Bonus points if she can make you laugh or think.

 

[HabitualChiller]

1. Great personality.
2. At least average face (to you. A dime for you may be a nickel for me and vice versa).
3. Good hygiene.
4. Having an ambitious spirit (see: not complacent if her station in life is 7/11.)
5. Good body (see the parentheses in #2).
6. Financially literate.
7. Knows how to conduct herself in public. I'm not trying to get murked by some random assclown because you cussed him out and got smacked because his shoulder brushed against your titty.

Financial literacy can be taught while you're in a relationship, but everything else should be established prior to that.

Matter of fact, let me add another one

1. Has a good relationship with her father. I'm not trying to be that guy that has to baby his wife because she didn't get that when she was younger.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Just about every woman ever mentioned on this site is considered trash bag status, so what makes a woman a keeper to the coli?

Can cook, clean, eat healthy, raised right, loyal, and has class

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Doesn’t wear Jordan’s

 

[PatCake]

Loyal and honest

 

[The ADD]

Most of the Coli doesn’t want a keeper or have been in a serious relationship headed towards marriage.

Not the demo to ask

 

[trapnerd]

My woman stayed with me for two weeks during Covid… cooked cleaned all that stuff.

She randomly cashapped me a couple hundred dollars because she “didnt want me to think she was a freeloader”.

I was shocked frfr cuz every other bytch I was fukking with at the time was trying to run my pockets.

We are now married and have a two month old son. Life’s great because we are a team working towards common goals.

Best decision I ever made.

 

[rabbid]

its a sliding scale based on what each girl has. every girl is a keeper to someone. you're gonna have more men that feel she's a keeper depending on what that girl has. things like good p*ssy, being funny, and loyalty can make up for bad attitude, overly clingly behavior and low IQ.

you can be ugly and wifey status or beautiful and for the streets

just for me personally though i really value intimacy... i can't get that from anywhere else but a keeper. so if she cradles the back of my head like a baby after sex and nibble on my ear while we're at the zoo... I'm jagged edge status.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Lack of footspeed, good agility and instincts. Good hands, pretty good leaping ability to get the high shots on goal.

 

[silk scarfs]

if shes a fair person
you enjoy spending time with her
if she enjoys making your life easier
not easily influenced by outside stuff and people

if she has those everything else can work itself out

 

[KBtheKey]

Good wife (Cook, clean, p*ssy)
Good mother(Teaches the kids well)
Financially intelligent(Decent credit. No big spending)
Stays in shape

All of that plus: doesn't nag/whine every single opportunity she gets a chance to and
Very good at listening and communicating