What makes McDonald's burgers and fries magical?

[Recca Gatsby]

Haven't eaten there is four years, there are so many better options.

 

[beanz]

them new mighty wings tho

 

[JLova]

McDonald's should be banned. Seriously.

 

[jaguar paw]

Sodium, cholesterol, saturated fat, rodent feces, and preservatives.

 

[yeahisaidit]

The pink slime?

 

[Atlrocafella]

And like clockwork the mocha latte drinking, seaweed shake making, 6 figure, IT cert having nikkas are in here dissing mcdonalds.

nikkaz get a little more money and switch like Mcdonalds didn't hold you down for years.

 

[Bathing Ape]

My burger never looked like that

 

[Miggs]

I would say fat people who are destined to die of heart disease makes em special...The loyalty of you fat mufukkas
who want to eat big mics and mcnuggets 3 times a day and upsize your value meals to speed up the process of your own demise,its not no special sauce its you fat double stuffed lard belly pigs that make McDs so special...

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Their fries ain't the same since they stopped using beef in their oil

 

[Teal.]

Mcdonalds

Burger King tho

 

[Marco Zen]

Lay off the weed breh

 

[aqualung]

Nostalgia.

And the fries are fried in something that makes them taste super awesome when freshly salted. Burger King and Wendy's and other competitors don't use the same frying medium.

 

[aqualung]

Their fries ain't the same since they stopped using beef in their oil

I was raised vegetarian, and my parents were scandalized that there was beef in the McDs oil. I had to BEG & BEG for fries each summer.
Now that I am grown, too much fried food upsets my stomach. I can't have french fries very often. :'-( So make hay while the sun SHINES, youngsters. (But don't eat fast food burgers with real meat. No telling WHAT that shyt is in actuality.)

Odd factoid: if shelved at room temp, McDs fries will not spoil for years and years. They are like a virus in that respect. Not alive, but...not dead either. ( ._.)

 

[omnifax]

Ugh that picture of the burger made me all itchy.

 

[RammerJammer]

I can't eat McD's burgers breh, shyt nasty. Large fries and Snack Wrap tho