What "No fukks Given" moves have you done to get new p*ssy?

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Randomly whipping out the D?:lupe:

Renting out a new Benz for a date even though you live at your mom's crib?:lolbron:

I know the coli savages have some good stories?

Edit: Post if it was a success. Y'all don't know how to tell stories?:dahell:
 
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Was a girl who hung with my old crew in college. She and her friend were cool with everybody and were pretty. The chick who was coolest was a good girl but her best friend was a hoe and I ain't know.

So I just thought over the summer everyone had gotten closer as friends. I tell the crew Ima holla at the best friend. My boys all cracking up and like bruh u haven't smashed yet? I was like what u mean? They were like bruh each of us one by one had smashed her this summer lol.

So when we were out that weekend, I just asked her when we fukking
 

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Was a girl who hung with my old crew in college. She and her friend were cool with everybody and were pretty. The chick who was coolest was a good girl but her best friend was a hoe and I ain't know.

So I just thought over the summer everyone had gotten closer as friends. I tell the crew Ima holla at the best friend. My boys all cracking up and like bruh u haven't smashed yet? I was like what u mean? They were like bruh each of us one by one had smashed her this summer lol.

So when we were out that weekend, I just asked her when we fukking
and did you smash?:beli:
 

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Openly admitted to a girl that I was dealing at the time knowing she'd try to sex and finesse me...

Except I was dry brehs :russ::russ::russ:
I felt bad later and dropped her off at work a couple times before I went ghost
 

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Me and shorty was in Walmart

She was having a hard time finding something, I forget what the exact item was.

Quick back story: I just met her a week before, tried to smash a few times just to get told no

Back to Walmart

She tells me "if u can find ****, I'll give u some" like I'm supposed to run around the store like some thirsty lapdog :stopitslime:

I told her "u know what? Keep that shyt, I don't even want it no mo, now go find that shyt yourself". Then proceeded to do what all real nikkas do in the supermarket and went to the cereal isle.

And yes I smashed that night
 

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Contacted multiple women on the company instant messenger
I basically just searched for black sounding names in other near by offices
Messaged them on some accident shyt and finessed it from there. Most chicks be bored at work so it's easy to chat with them. Eventually we would exchange pics and real numbers
Yes I smashed some of them.

Obviously try that shyt at your own risk, if the person seem like you annoying them eject. Also be careful of married chicks
 

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Got signed to G-Unit

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