What odd insect are you fraid of? Me it's grasshoppers

[Black White Sox Hat]

rolly pollys

 

[RileyC]

at first I didn't mind spiders. then one day at a pet store me and a homie decided it would be cool to hold a hairy ass tarantula. my friend went first and it went fine but he dropped the fukked into its cage. the tarantula tamer guy said something like "ohhhoho that didn't make it too happy!" and of course I was next. couldn't bytch out, there was other people watching too. so I held it, it was chill until I wanted it off of me. I tried to move my hand to the side so it would crawl back inside its cage when it made a swift movement around my hand. of course my life flashed before my eyes and I started shaking my hand like a mad man to get the beast off of me. it flew off back into its cage luckily before it killed me.

TL;dr: held a tarantula. it made swift movement to kill me. never again.

edit: anyone else read the title as "incest" and not "insect" the first time? fukking internet I swear.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

i use to take a bunch fire ants put em in a jar and put like a grasshopper in there with them and watch them kill and eat him

 

[Silkk]

Goliath Bird Eater

Wouldnt play no fukking games

 

[Ayatollah Watts]

praying mantises mainly.
but grasshoppers, dragonflies, and there are these odd looking giant brown crickets around here that you'll run into occasionally.

I'm manly as shyt until I come across one of these.

 

[Mowgli]

I go out of my way to find chemicals to spray bugs with and then sweep them onto a piece of paper when im at home.

When women are around i get a tissue and scoop it off the floor and smash it in my palm.

 

[No Homo]

Once an insect is as big as them flying roaches or bigger i bytch up.

 

[beezy]

big nasty roaches

OHH THE HUMANITY

 

[Constantine]

Bed bugs...

 

[KlinicalCynic]

 

[rapdonttweet]

Insects don't bother me at all when I see them outside in their natural habitat. But something about seeing them inside just freaks me out. I gotta kill them immediately.

 

[TMillzy]

Goliath Bird Eater

 

[Jamal514]

Goliath Bird Eater

If I saw one of those, I'd grab a hockey stick and whack it 100 times.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Man, I kill all spiders on site!!!!! I don't even get them a chance to run away. I ain't got time to see which one's are poisonious or not, I just kill and worry about that shyt later. My brother is scared of ants like that though.

 

[DaRealness]

Never visit Australia for that reason alone. That place is literally crawling with every nightmare creature you could think of....almost like a slightly toned down version of the film The Mist.