What should I spend my first paycheck on?

Ness

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I just got a job and not on some stuntin shyt but I get paid $17.75/hr :manny:.
Yes I kno its way more than @ThugLife, no need to mention it :what: :comeon:
Dude is already short n fat, wut you tryna make him suicidal now? :mjlol:

Since im basically ballin now, I wanna blow my first paycheck on me n my ppls. I got a few ideas but can't decide rn, help me out y'all

1.Buy @Colicat some vintage G-Unit lingerie... jus wanna show my appreciation to her for being a real ass black woman holdin shyt down :ehh:

2.Pay voluntary child support to @Phoenix_Knightly23... she dat bad, and a nikka dont even kno if she rly do got kids :whew: shytttt

3.Donate towards @bdizzle hairline surgery fund... dat my nikka 4 life

4.Fix my mama crooked/chipped teeth... since I made it I wanna make her happy now :mjcry:

5.Put a hit out on @Regine Hunter... ops :manny: :demonic:

6.Take @flea girl out... im jus her side nikka but she been slidin me dough and lettin me use @flea toothbrush to clean my jays. I jus wanna do sumn nice for her one time :ehh:

And lastly

7.Buy a plane ticket to go visit @Fonsworth... :shaq:
 

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