What To Do In Paris?

[Orbital-Fetus]

See the Catacombs. They were closed for repairs when I went. I was disappointed.

The Graveyard is dope. I took a ride on the river past the Tower and the Louvre, that was dope. Did a bunch of walking around.

Dope city, I was only there for two days but I loved it.

 

[MoshpitMazi]

Go to the catacombs and get the pastries.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Spoiler: Ooh Lah lah Babble

Go to a bakery.
The smallest one you can find.
Buy French baguette.
Like directly out the oven.
Wait outside and tell them you want it DIRECTLY out the oven.
Eat two loaves.
One Raw. (pause)
The other with whatever foppish cheese and meats available.
Wash it down with orange juice.
Impress the baker.
Then ask any person on the waitstaff under 30 where to party and they'll hopefully have a hookup for you to tour the Catacombs without paying.
Might gotta give it to a pawg to unlock these features, but french women can be goofily alluring, or atleast to weirdos like myself.
That's how I spent my time in Paris, when I wasn't busy being passive aggressively handled by the day shift fakkit at the hotel I was staying at.
Or you could just walk around and take a tour of the architecture/sites if you're into that pedestrian shyt.
It's pretty cool, but watch out for flicked ciggarettes and homosexuals of every kind.
Also, some of the women are smelly because they believe in "Toilette Water" over Deodorant.
Have fun.

 

[maxamusa]

Paris sounds wack AF; everyone telling you to go to graveyards and eat donuts

 

[R=G]

I would find Christina if I was there.

 

[MustafaSTL]

Was there last year for the Olympics. Split our time between going to events and trying to get into some tourist stuff. Visited Eiffel, Louvre, and did a boat tour down River Seine. That one is good for a romantic dinner cruise. Need to go back to check out other stuff.

 

[Stir Fry]

The Louvre is amazing. Heard the catacombs is as well, but we never got around to seeing them.


Here’s a way to skip the line if you decide to go.

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[colicolicoli]

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I’ll be there at the end of this month.