What type of drivers piss you off the most
- Thread starter BrothaZay
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People in the States don't get lane discipline. Fastest to the left. Slowest to the right. Doesn't matter if you're going the speed limit, if someone pulls up behind you in the fast lane GTF OVER.
And, flashing highbeams isn't someone trying to piss you off, it's the international signal for GTF OVER.
And, flashing highbeams isn't someone trying to piss you off, it's the international signal for GTF OVER.
fakkits coming out of a parking lot/side street that start inching forward ready to turn right before you're about to pass. shyt literally pisses me the fucc off cuz u never know if they're gonna wait or if they're finna just come out and try to make that turn
I drive a Prius....(and I get over 400 miles on $20.00 tank, when gas is about 2.50 per 9/10 gallon
) One tank from Boston to Baltimore!!!!
Knuckles Red
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(and I get over 400 miles on $20.00 tank, when gas is about 2.50 per 9/10 gallon
motherfukkers that go slower that the speed limit when it's not winter - these fakkits get me so mad
people who don't take the left turn during the yellow and choose to just sit it out when they could've went
those are the main 2
oh and also people that signal to change lanes but these pussies take FOREVER to actually switch into the lane... even when the person was giving them room to move in. i guess just people in general who don't know how to lane switch properly.
i'm usually a reserved guy but on the roads i get heated 0-100 real quick
people who don't take the left turn during the yellow and choose to just sit it out when they could've went
those are the main 2
oh and also people that signal to change lanes but these pussies take FOREVER to actually switch into the lane... even when the person was giving them room to move in. i guess just people in general who don't know how to lane switch properly.
i'm usually a reserved guy but on the roads i get heated 0-100 real quick
In this order respectively. Yeah I am kinda bigoted but these are based on several encounters. Mind you I have never had an accident where I was ruled at fault.
1. Senior Citizens
2. Asians
3. White Males
4. Black women 16-45, Hispanic Women 16-40 and White women 16-50
5. Immigrant Hispanics
6. Brehs
1. Too slow, poor judgement of distance, gives the pity face when they hit your parked car when you attempt to file an accident report. One gave a sob story about not affording anymore points/accidents since it will jeopardize his part-time school bus driving gig. Hopefully my silence/pity didn't put some kid in danger.
2. The same as group 1 minus the pity face and Medicare sob story
3. DUI city and possible head on collisions. Especially in university towns, rural areas (the sticks) and near bars.
4. Always mobile browsing, chatting, texting, selfie-ing, checking face and hair in sun visor mirror (simultaneously) during traffic lights and missing the signal. Quick to curse or flip the bird if you honk for them to proceed, they'll ignore you if engaged with their mobiles. Also keep dirty as whips and will side swipe anything. Tesla looks like Grand Theft Auto. Especially those who don't have a bae to vacuum their Doritoe crumbs, schnitzu's fur or toss empty coffee cups.
5. No insurance and runs out of gas frequently in the middle of traffic. Being a good Samaritan, you end up pushing their truck into the shoulder, always during the sweltering slave heat
6. Same as 5 but drives with a suspended license. Loud music but not a problem as long as its shyt I rocks with. The better drivers out of the list as they always are aware of potential police presence.
1. Senior Citizens
2. Asians
3. White Males
4. Black women 16-45, Hispanic Women 16-40 and White women 16-50
5. Immigrant Hispanics
6. Brehs
1. Too slow, poor judgement of distance, gives the pity face when they hit your parked car when you attempt to file an accident report. One gave a sob story about not affording anymore points/accidents since it will jeopardize his part-time school bus driving gig. Hopefully my silence/pity didn't put some kid in danger.
2. The same as group 1 minus the pity face and Medicare sob story
3. DUI city and possible head on collisions. Especially in university towns, rural areas (the sticks) and near bars.
4. Always mobile browsing, chatting, texting, selfie-ing, checking face and hair in sun visor mirror (simultaneously) during traffic lights and missing the signal. Quick to curse or flip the bird if you honk for them to proceed, they'll ignore you if engaged with their mobiles. Also keep dirty as whips and will side swipe anything. Tesla looks like Grand Theft Auto. Especially those who don't have a bae to vacuum their Doritoe crumbs, schnitzu's fur or toss empty coffee cups.
5. No insurance and runs out of gas frequently in the middle of traffic. Being a good Samaritan, you end up pushing their truck into the shoulder, always during the sweltering slave heat
6. Same as 5 but drives with a suspended license. Loud music but not a problem as long as its shyt I rocks with. The better drivers out of the list as they always are aware of potential police presence.
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
People who don't know the difference between a yield sign and a stop sign.
People who insist on merging onto a highway at a constant speed of 47 mph regardless of what the traffic situation is and make no indication about when they will actually switch lanes to merge.No matter what, these mouthbreathers who "believe" they are being safe, defensive drivers actually make the road conditions extremely unsafe because the people in the right lane are either forced to drive dangerously fast to get in front of the merging vehicle, or dangerously slowly to allow the idiot to merge without rear-ending him.
Of course this Rhodes scholar is completely unpredictable in terms of whether they will take the generously large merging spot the right-lane car has provided them by using their brakes on a highway (first rule of driving is never to do that), or force these other vehicles to unnecessarily speed up to get around them. Hell, sometimes they don't choose either option and just obliviously glide into your lane as you are attempting to pass them (with no signal) and nearly cause a head-on collision. Meanwhile, any cars stuck behind this clown are forced to maneuver their own merges around the ever-increasing chaos of the right line in real time instead of smoothly entering the highway as intended.
This is especially horrendous when there is traffic as the courtesy lane change isn't a viable option.
UserNameless
Veteran
I will never understand why people think it's necessary to take their JDM shytty ass Honda Civic that you can hear from 50 fukkin football fields away and accelerate to like 60 km/h IN A MOTHER FUKKIN PARKING LOT
ridiculous. .. usually it ain't shyt under the hood either. obnoxious shyt.
also. ...
sign says "Lane ends 100 feet"
drivers ignore sign and ride up to 97 feet
... and expect to get let in to the lane
... as OP and others have said that insensitive merger shyt is the worst
jaydolf spitler
Superstar
People who pull out of neighborhoods and shyt that could literally wait 1 second for you to go by and have 1000 feet of space to get on a major road but instead do it right in front of you when you're barrelling down. I be like 
you couldn't wait 3 seconds???
you couldn't wait 3 seconds???
thoushallhustle
All Star
People who stare in my car and try to holla at red lights
People who slam on heir brakes when they see a cop and a car pulled over on the side of the road. Like he's gonna un-pull the other car over to come get you or something.
Not knowing the appropriate speed limits (flying through parking lots and residential areas, doing 65 in the fast lane)
Anyone that drives a minivan with a handicap sticker
People who slam on heir brakes when they see a cop and a car pulled over on the side of the road. Like he's gonna un-pull the other car over to come get you or something.
Not knowing the appropriate speed limits (flying through parking lots and residential areas, doing 65 in the fast lane)
Anyone that drives a minivan with a handicap sticker
I hate it when dumb asses double park next to you. Hazard lights dont mean you can park anywhere you'd like.
or When en emergency vehicle is passing so you pull over, then people try to speed up in front of you like you didnt pull off to the side for a reason...
or When en emergency vehicle is passing so you pull over, then people try to speed up in front of you like you didnt pull off to the side for a reason...
These nikkas right herePeople who drive slow to the red light then speed up leaving me at the light.
No signal lane switching
Also minivans
Dak Pickscott
Shout out to Dallas my bih is a star
THISPeople who wait til after I pass to merge after I gave his dumbass nearly half a block of space and time because I saw his/her indescive ass trying to make up his mind a while back. Better hurry up and merge or you gon miss yo exit/turn. I got all day nikka.
My car isn't that fast, so people who tailgate me and I'm already going 10-15 mph over the speed limit. Go ahead and hit me then, cac, you gone pay me.
People who try to wave you on at stop signs when they clearly beat you there first! Hate this shyt. Be having me beat my steering wheel. Cacs and women are the worst with this. The former because they think they own everything and it shows in how they drive and the latter for being indecisive as fukk.
