What was Daniel Bryan's MRI results that caused him to retire last night?

[Reality Check]

Could be he next great alias battle thread

Haven't had a good alias battle on here in a while.

 

[Riley Escobar]

All that's been missed is an attack on Nick Hogan.

TELL THAT TO THE VEGTABLE NICK HOGAN CREATED WHEN HE CRASHED THAT CAR

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[Riley Escobar]

Haven't had a good alias battle on here in a while.

Steiner/Hogan is unfukkwitable

 

[Snake316]

The Doctor has officially confirmed Daniel Bryan has a severe case of Vanillus Midgetitus. I've said it for years, but these Neckbeards keep typing away about how I'm wrong, such a terrible champ, etc.

 

[Rell84shots]

Too early to use the r word yet. But I have a bad feeling about this.

at the dudes shytting on the wwe for not making him the face of the company.

 

[Reality Check]

Steiner/Hogan is unfukkwitable

Now that there was a Nick Hogan reference, maybe we'll get a @Hollywood Hogan appearance in this battle.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

The Doctor has officially confirmed Daniel Bryan has a severe case of Vanillus Midgetitus. I've said it for years, but these Neckbeards keep typing away about how I'm wrong, such a terrible champ, etc.

AN YOUVE GOT A SEVERE CASE OF SUCKUS dikkUS CUZ YER A dikkSUCKIN FAGGIT

THATS THE REASON YOU ALWAYS TEAR YER QUADS, CUZ YOU SPEND HALF THE TIME GETTING ON YER KNEES WITH YER KLIQ faq BUDDIES

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

Triple H: COO of the largest and most successful Professional Wrestling Organization on the Planet. Eventual WWE Hall of Famer
Shawn Michaels: WWE Hall Of Famer, considered one of the greatest to step foot in the ring, Job for Life
Scott Hall: WWE Hall of famer, One of the most beloved Superstars to step in the ring. Changed the landscape of Pro Wrestling. Job for life
Myself: WWE Hall of Famer, one of the greatest WWE Champions of All Time. The one that put the one in 173-1. Highly successful actor. Sonner of Vanilla Midgets
Kid: WWE job for life. Probably gonna wind up in the Hall of Fame in the next 5 years at some point.

The Kliq literally runs wrestling Scott. The most memorable things you've done in the past 15 years are job to @Hollywood Hogan's wife at an airport, get banned from the WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony that I was being inducted at, and make video's with Neckbeards to pay the rent



Say all you want Scotty, but while I'm sipping $600 bottles of Cab and fielding calls from Hunter and Hollywood producers, you're using the $20 you made from extorting Neckbeards to buy a 30 of Natty Light, watch old WCW clips on Youtube, and regretting that you didn't Kliq Up.

ONLY MARKS CARE ABOUT A FAKE HALL OF FAME WHICH SAYS IT ALL ABOUT HOW INSCURE YOU ARE, NO HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS WOULD TOUCH YOU CUZ THE INSURANCE MONEY FOR THOSE THINGS YOU CALLED KNEES WOULD BE TOO HIGH

I WATCHED JOHN WICK AND LOOKED OUT FOR YA BUT I MUSTA MISSED YA BECAUSE I BLINKED, YER ABOUT AS HOLLYWOOD AS THAT FLABBY AND SICK ORANGE SONOVAbytch HOGAN

IM ONE OF THE BEST WRESTLERS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THE PLANET, WHEREAS YOU CAN BARELY WALK, IVE FORGOTTEN MORE MOVES THAN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR REPERTAIR...REPRETWOIR...MOVESET

IF THATS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE KLIQED UP THEN YOU KNOW FREAKZILLA AINT DOWN WITH THAT

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[Reggie]

Worst luck ever. He gets to the top of the mountain and gets injured. Now he was supposed to get a long run with the IC title and make that a prestigious title again and he gets hurt yet again. He must suffer from some kind of post WrestleMania curse or something.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Now that there was a Nick Hogan reference, maybe we'll get a @Hollywood Hogan appearance in this battle.

MY SON NICK IS STILL DRIVING A FERRARI WHILE SCOTT STEINER IS LOSING PROMO BATTLES TO MY EX-WIFE AND REFUSING TO PICK UP CHECKS AT CRACKER BARREL, BROTHER!

 

[LastManStanding]

It's a shame too because he was just getting to where he was going to start making the big main event money.

Dude would be a millionaire right now if he could have stayed healthy over the last year

Daniel gonna be working at Wal-Mart with all of the current TNA wrestlers in a matter of weeks now

 

[Roid Jones]

This thread man

 

[Vinny Lupton]

at the dudes shytting on the wwe for not making him the face of the company.

This..

Seems like, shockingly, the people who actually work at WWE and know Bryan knew that it wasn't smart to put the heavyweight title on Bryan because he might still be fukked up. shyt's crazy, I know, but people on the internet were wrong about this one. All those hashtags and Trips and Vince were doing the right thing even if it hurt the neckbeards, like benevolent daddies to spoiled brat children

 

[DaHNIC82]

Shyt is weird how these dudes can work in the Indies for almost a decade and suffer no serious injury but they come to the WWE and they get hurt within a 2 year span

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Shyt is weird how these dudes can work in the Indies for almost a decade and suffer no serious injury but they come to the WWE and they get hurt within a 2 year span

Most dudes on the indies don't work 250+ dates a year

 

[TheGodling]

Most dudes on the indies don't work 250+ dates a year

Plus they're still young when in the indies when their bodies can take a lot more and recover faster. But the damage keeps adding up (and cropping up) so once you're older and your body's recovery rate stalls, an injury can hit you hard.