What was your first time smoking weed like?

[LevelUp]

I just remember laughing a lot.

hey stranger.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

i didnt get high. we went to McDonalds and my friend were laughing at 2 old men argue over which newspaper was the best in our city

i was just because it was a stupid conversation, but i didnt feel anything until the 2nd or 3rd time i smoked..

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

I was in 8th grade so I must have been like 12 years old. Me and my patnas (like 8 of us) cut school one friday, copped a dub and a dime, and we lit up in an abandoned house in our hood. Some of them smoked before but it was my first time and I got so fukking high brehs

We had the munchies after so we went to a store in the next neighborhood and we took a bunch of chips and small cakes. The manager chased us for like 3 blocks but we got away. We chilled at my friend RJ's house for like 4 hours playing his new GameCube and eating all the shyt we stole. I lost my virginity the next day too

 

[beanz]

I asked my uncle to let me smoke with him at my aunts party. He said Yea and started rolling up but my 12 yr old and little brother (at the time) came down and cockblocked on the blunt. So he gave it to me and I saved it for mind morning before school. So me and my other uncle smoked it up while waiting for the train to school and I was so fukking high that I couldn't write because it felt like the lines on the paper were moving and that made me laugh my ass off in class. Then I ate lunch twice and bought mad shyt in the vending machines.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

subs...

 

[swimmingpools]

I was 21 and I coughed a whole bunch because I had never smoked anything before. I remember that feeling I got in the back of my throat like it was on fire. I was coughing like shyt trying to play it off but it only made things worse which embarrassed me.

I didnt actually feel anything until I tried again maybe a year later and my friend taught me how to smoke.

 

[IronFist]

I was 21 and I coughed a whole bunch because I had never smoked anything before. I remember that feeling I got in the back of my throat like it was on fire. I was coughing like shyt trying to play it off but it only made things worse which embarrassed me.

I didnt actually feel anything until I tried again maybe a year later and my friend taught me how to smoke.

coughing is good though

 

[ThaRealness]

coughing is good though

It gets you like 10 times more higher

 

[Beegio]

@ your uncles

That ain't shyt. Them nikkas used to fukk me up. I remember I was around 4 or 5 and they stole a German shephard puppy, the first night they brought it home they thought it would be funny to hold me down while the puppy gnawed on my toe. Drew blood and everything. I had a 13 inch TV thrown on me (when I told my momma she snapped), them nikkas made me beat up my best friend across the street. They pulled my arm outta socket before. Threatened each other with guns whilst going to each of their respective trunks

I for stories for days.

 

[IronFist]

It gets you like 10 times more higher

thats what someone i use to smoke with once told me. Remember when i was out west one time and neighborhood homie has some Strawberry Diesel.........shyt literally had me mean mugging for a good 10 minutes...............never again.

 

[swimmingpools]

coughing is good though

It gets you like 10 times more higher

I know that now, but at the time I was coughing so much I had tears down my face so I was like "damn why can't i get it together". No one I smoked with laughed at me or anything like that, but still..

 

[ThaRealness]

thats what someone i use to smoke with once told me. Remember when i was out west one time and neighborhood homie has some Strawberry Diesel.........shyt literally had me mean mugging for a good 10 minutes...............never again.

I was quoting a movie but yeah, its 100% true.

 

[12345677]

The first time I ever smoked, it was out of a bowl at a party when I was 15 or 16...I was amateur as shyt...couldn't even spark the fukking lighter. My homie had to do it for me...needless to say I didn't really get high at all, just a little buzzed....so I thought weed was just some shyt that would give you a light buzz. MISTAKE. I set myself up for failure.

A few months later one of my homies hits me up and asks me if I'm down to smoke a blunt with him and some friends when I get off of work. I'm like hell yeah nikka where the weed at? ...flexing like I actually smoke when in reality I only smoked that shytty bowl and have never been high before. I get to the spot with my friend, and there's another one of my friends...and these two girls from the high school next to ours. I notice one of the girls is friends with a chick I worked with (who wanted to fukk me), and she was sexy as hell...so I'm tryna play it cool and impress the chick. She rolls a blunt of purp, and when I hit it for the first time...my first ever blunt, I start coughing so fukking hard...for like 5 minutes straight....felt like I was about to I was freaking out because my first time I didn't cough at all. I play it cool though and am chilled laid back just talking to the girls about high school shyt. We didn't stay long, so I wasn't fully high yet when me and my buddy left.

We leave and I get into my car to drive him back to his crib, about halfway through the car ride back....I enter another dimension and start seeing the world from google earth view while driving. I literally don't remember what happened while I was driving for like 5 minutes....shyt was scary. After that 5 minutes I realize that I'm driving a fukking car and stop my shyt in the middle of the road, look at my homie like , and tell him I can't do this shyt man you gotta drive. He was like dude are you ok? I'm sitting in the drivers seat like dude just drive me home. So he gets to his house, and now it's my turn to drive the 3 miles from his house to mine. He coaches me up and was like dude don't put the music on, don't roll your window down, hmu when you get home. The 2 minutes drive felt like 15 minutes...I remember that part so clearly.

I finally get home and normally I say wassup to my mama when come home at night...but this time I was like fukk it, I'm so high I cannot do this. I don't know what I was thinking but I get home, run up to my bathroom, and start brushing my teeth...I shyt you not. I'm still confused why I did this. My mom comes upstairs trying to talk to me...looking at me like. I play it off and just I'm really tired and want to go to sleep...she asks what I did and I was just like "uhhhh we went to the park and hung out." She was like "oh you were kissing some girls huh?" and I was just like "uhhh.....yeah....that's what we were doing."

When I woke up the next morning and came downstairs she told me "I just want you to be safe when you go out ok?" I think she knew what was up....but to this day we've never spoken about it again and I don't think she even remembers it anymore.

Man....I wish I could get that high again....that shyt was crazy.

 

[LevelUp]

I was quoting a movie but yeah, its 100% true.

what movie breh

 

[Ronald McDonald]

First time I got high was with my sister and her boyfriend. they had tried to smoke me out previously at his house but i wasnt hitting the blunt right. This time we were in my sisters room, I took a few hits, but I didn't feel shyt until after i passed it. I remember just staring at the floor because it felt like the room was tilting. I couldn't sit up straight for more than 10 seconds without leaning to the side by default. I remember thinking to myself "This is awesome ."

Anyway after we finished smoking we just chilled in her room until I got to thinking "I wonder what fapping feels like " so I left the room, got my laptop and busted the greatest nut ever to two average ass CAC bishes fukking with a strap on. Every stroke had me like