I use to fry my hotdogs and cut them up into small pieces to make the meal last longer.

) and there was ALWAYS one full one left. 

at my mostpoint in life, i dated a fat chick that looooved to eat and i let her know that i was broke. she would still pay for us to eat out and always ask me where i want. i would be modest and say some lil cheap spot and she hit me with the
. and i was yeah, and then 'jokingly' add "unless you want sushi/steak/buffet whatever" know that she would take the bait. I always hit her back with the
.
even with a stomach full of raw fish and sake she would order a huge desert. i kept on with thebut then i looked at her gut, ate my ice cream and
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