I pulled a random from a club, I was too drunk to find my car so we had sex in an alley by a dumpster and it was freezing.
I almost had sex in a church bathroom during service. We planned it, so she went a couple of minutes before I did and waited in a stall in the mens bathroom. She goes and I get up a little after her and as I'm going past the doors at the back of the church the deacon gives me this

look, I didn't even think anything of it, I guess the adrenaline had taken over by then. I get in there and call her name and she bust out of a stall crying and I ask what's wrong and she said
the deacon had just come in and she thought it was me so she said "Bravo in here" and he replied "I don't know what you're planning on doing but remember this is the house of the lord and it'd be best not to disrespect it" I was a lil 17 y/o nikka at the time so I hit her with the

and BOUNCED. Went back to my seat with my family and about 5 mins later she came back in and I felt her looking at me as she passed but I just looked straight forward with the

face. She never spoke to me again. Good times.
I also got head in the backseat of a car while the homie drove and got serviced too.