What was your weirdest google search?

[PatCake]

We all google something once in a while out of work, school or just personal curiosity. What was your funniest google search?

I got two.

First one was in 2015 when I was scrawny as hell and trying to get some muscle. I heard people eat raw eggs to get jacked as they exersize. Bought an extra dozen eggs to try. But I got confused, So my google search was

"What part of the raw egg should I eat to get muscles, the yellow part or the colourless part"

Second one was this week. It's the one that got me to make this thread.
I'm doing a virtual job interview, and 30 minutes in I notice they're getting a little too technical. So I realize i'm rusty as hell since I haven't interviewed in years. When you have a long term job you forget about academia and focus on specific projects. So I slid my tablet underneath the laptop and went straight to google voice search.

When they asked a question, I repeated it in my voice and pretend like I was thinking deep.

"Uhm, what three technical skills are required to keep a laboratory clean?"

Shyt helped coz I got a callback

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

"The effects of digesting chocolate for felines"

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

"The outcome of lighter fluid, a match and a ball of yarn"

 

[PatCake]

"The outcome of lighter fluid, a match and a ball of yarn"

 

[CopiousX]

Went through this series of Google searches during middle school. Was very bored during summer break of 7th grade year. And of course an idle mind is the devil's workshop.





1)how do matches work?
2)what happens if you set a bush on fire?
3) why wont wont tap water turn off a bush fire?

4) how do you use a fire extinguisher?


5) (worried about my parents getting home) How do you get rid of fire extinguisher foam from a garden?







If you are curious how this ended, my father was suprised that i took the initiative to do gardening work in a 95 degree georgia afternoon. I quickly threw all the plant life with foam into a garbage can. Then i used gardening sheers to give the bushes a lowcut, no.2 skin fade so my parents wouldn't notice the singed edges on the leaves.

 

[Standing on business]

Charlie B Hustle

 

[The Guru]

How effective is bear mace against canines?
Is there such a thing as whale or elephant mace?
How to bake a chocolate cookie shaped like a dog bone?

 

[PatCake]

Computers shouldn't have a search history

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Why do doodoo come out swirling

 

[null]

how to fight a bear




inspired by TLR.

 

[boogers]

honestly my weirdest google searches were on myself. unfortunately my people dont have generic names like "john smith" or "jake brooks" so if you google me that shyt is me. it was just so uncomfortable how, without my permission, tens if not hundreds of websites/companies out there know everything about me. my full name, my SS, everywhere ive ever lived, my family, my friends, my social media, etc.

i never agreed to release my info like that. americans ought to file a massive civil suit against these companies. its so easy to 'dox' someone nowadays because of those sites (spokeo for instance). it really ought to be illegal.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Rather not say

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Put this in JBO so I can be honest.