What were your worst experiences with a roommate?

[HideoKojima]

A/C and 89 degrees aint supposed to be used in the same sentence

I was thinking about that as I typed that. Heater is more appropriate right?

 

[intruder]

breh........

Damn breh... those the fukked up roomate people be talking about. THanks God mines werent that bad.

My first roomate was one of my best friends. No issues there but i couldnt stay so i moved back home

My second roomate was this white dude i met when i moved to ATL. We were both new to town and met on roomates .com Best roomate ever!!!

My 3rd roommate was the worst. THis white dude I used to work with.

1. Dude would drink a lot and go out and get into fights.
   
2. I'd wake up in the morning and find about 4 mofos i didnt know crashing on the damn couch.
   
3. He would give his keys to our other coworkers who were married so they could use his room to smash random brawds from Craigslist.

Other than that dude paid his bills on time and was a clean freak for the most part but still my worst roomate ever.

My 4th roomate was this white chick i met on roomares.com. She was mad cool. VEry good person but she was nosy. I would bring chicks around to fukk and she would walk by a dozen times when we were in the living-room acting like she was doing shyt. Outside of that she was mad cool.. just nosy.

I just realized 3/4 of my roommates were white

 

[GoogleMe]

Damn breh... those the fukked up roomate people be talking about. THanks God mines werent that bad.

My first roomate was one of my best friends. No issues there but i couldnt stay so i moved back home

My second roomate was this white dude i met when i moved to ATL. We were both new to town and met on roomates .com Best roomate ever!!!

My 3rd roommate was the worst. THis white dude I used to work with.

1. Dude would drink a lot and go out and get into fights.
   
2. I'd wake up in the morning and find about 4 mofos i didnt know crashing on the damn couch.
   
3. He would give his keys to our other coworkers who were married so they could use his room to smash random brawds from Craigslist.

Other than that dude paid his bills on time and was a clean freak for the most part but still my worst roomate ever.

My 4th roomate was this white chick i met on roomares.com. She was mad cool. VEry good person but she was nosy. I would bring chicks around to fukk and she would walk by a dozen times when we were in the living-room acting like she was doing shyt. Outside of that she was mad cool.. just nosy.

I just realized 3/4 of my roommates were white

Was she PAWG'n doe?

 

[Freedman]

Last semester some days me and my roommate would just sit in our shyt doing our own thing and not talking, shyt would be so awkward

 

[intruder]

Was she PAWG'n doe?

Nah.. she was a midget. She was all of 4'9" tall Certified midget, short arms and all.
But she was mad cool tho. Hooked me up with 2 of her white friends that were thirsting for black d!ck + she was trying to hook me up with one of our neighbors (black chick) that i wanted to fukk
But hands down yo, she one of the few people i came across in this world that i could say is a really all around good person. She'd do anything for her friends. Shi!t she did for her homeboy she could easily go to jail for.

 

[GoogleMe]

Nah.. she was a midget. She was all of 4'9" tall
But she was mad cool tho. Hooked me up with 2 of her white friends that were thirsting for black d!ck + she was trying to hook me up with one of our neighbors that i wanted to fukk
But hands down yo, she one of the few people i came across in this world that i could say is a really all around good person. She'd do anything for her friends. Shi!t she did for her homeboy she could easily go to jail for.

I need a white chick on my team.

 

[patscorpio]

My last roommate who was a chick who I used to knock down way before I moved in. More drama that I ever expected it to be. The reason that 1) I got my own place once the lease was up and 2) I'll never live with a chick again unless at the earliest I put a ring on it.

 

[patscorpio]

lived with an indian kid

enough said

my boy when i went to visit his off campus apartment years ago lived on a floor with nothing but indian cats man...i remember getting off the elevator and smelling a strong combination of curry, foot, and ass..had me like ...I knocked at his door and he opened...sniffed the air, shook his head, and said "oh shyt them mufukkas are cooking dinner" ...he had febreze, potpourri, and plug ins all over the place because the smell would creep in sometimes

 

[Ricky Church]

breh....

me and my room mate moved into a FIRE ass 2 bedroom spot in West Houston. he had no furniture tho. so my living room shyt, TV, dining room shyt, and my bedroom furniture went into the apartment. he only brought a bed and his clothes (red flag 1). here are some of the things that happened in the 6 months that we co-habitated:

• on the day we moved in, he brought 2 bytches along with him; one for him and one for me. the bytch for me kept answering my phone while we were downstairs moving furniture . i had to smooth shyt over with my now wife behind that shyt...
• nikka is Jamaican, so he cooked with curry. stunk the crib up for MONTHS!
• he let his girlfriend stay in the crib while he went to work. so i would wake up to her laughing and carrying on in the living room while i was trying to sleep. she would also walk around in tshirt and panties and he would never tell her to chill out...
• dude hooked me up with a bytch that burned me....
• i was in the room with a bytch about to smash, and him and my brother busted in the room with a video camera and WOULD NOT LEAVE. bytch got spooked and bounced before i could hit...
  
• when his cousin got out of jail, he let dude come and stay with us without asking. dude was a NOTORIOUS drug dealer and i found out later that he was wrapping bricks in the crib when i wasn't around . he would also park his high end cars (nikka had 2 range rovers, an escalade, a lexus GS, a mercedes s500, and a yellow corvette) in the parking lot and they would see him go into our apartment. so we kept getting letters about having too many cars. (he would let us drive those shyts whenever we wanted to, so that was an upside )
• i came home one day and dudes cousin was walking around the living room on the phone and there was 3 dudes on my couch. one of them had their feet up on my coffee table. another dude was layed out on the couch with his shoes on, on some rick james shyt. (my couch was a cream sectional. and it was cloth). i hit the fukkin' ceiling! told nikkaz to sit up straight on my couch and take your damn feet off my table or you gotta get the fukk out. they did as i requested. i went into my room, and there was another muthafukka SLEEPING IN MY BED, UNDER THE COVERS, WITH HIS DAMN HEAD ON MY PILLOW!!!!! nikka was also fully dressed with his sneakers on . i kicked the side of the bed HARD and yelled WHO THE fukk ARE YOU???!! GET THE fukk OUTTA MY BED, nikka!!! i stormed back into the living room and everybodys ass out, including the cousin. luckily, it was the last 3 weeks of the lease, so i had already found another place.
• then, i gave him money to pay the light bill. he took the money and went to new york and the day he left, the lights got shut off. i had to pawn my stereo to get the lights back on, because all my money was tied up into getting the next apt.

fukk a roomate. i wouldn't suggest ANYONE get one unless you are desperate and broke and you have no other choice.

got-damn.

 

[intruder]

• dude hooked me up with a bytch that burned me....

How did imiss tis the first time i read it?

 

[Mr. Foxx Foxx]

I was in the Army, his name was Kevin he built computers and would whisper weird stuff to his internet girlfriend over the phone. He was real quiet and always cleaned up after himself.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

moved into this place

seemed like yr average white guy(prob late 20's or whatever)

I just wanted to rent a room, turns out that bytch is hotter than am otherfukker, so i ask to take the basement rental at the same price

it's going all good, turning my girlfriend out all the damn time lifes going good

one friday night i come home and there's a buncha people over, so i'm like "aight sweet"

then I notice it turns out to be all men...

so I just said 'maybe they goin out to the club...'

then they all go into his work space area, before they close the doors and shyt they closing every possible blind in the room and shyt

i'm like and my girlfriend is cause i'm just like "these motherfukkers are all fakkits!"

so about near months end I find a rental with another student and get the fukk out while he's off grocery shopping

calls me and says he's calling the cops, I just say "FOR WHAT!?" and hang up

 

[patscorpio]

Damn breh... those the fukked up roomate people be talking about. THanks God mines werent that bad.

My first roomate was one of my best friends. No issues there but i couldnt stay so i moved back home

My second roomate was this white dude i met when i moved to ATL. We were both new to town and met on roomates .com Best roomate ever!!!

My 3rd roommate was the worst. THis white dude I used to work with.

1. Dude would drink a lot and go out and get into fights.
   
2. I'd wake up in the morning and find about 4 mofos i didnt know crashing on the damn couch.
   
3. He would give his keys to our other coworkers who were married so they could use his room to smash random brawds from Craigslist.

Other than that dude paid his bills on time and was a clean freak for the most part but still my worst roomate ever.

My 4th roomate was this white chick i met on roomares.com. She was mad cool. VEry good person but she was nosy. I would bring chicks around to fukk and she would walk by a dozen times when we were in the living-room acting like she was doing shyt. Outside of that she was mad cool.. just nosy.

I just realized 3/4 of my roommates were white

same here other than my last roommate ive been relatively drama free with my roommates

freshman year - i roomed with a baseball player...white boy...he was kinda shook of me at first but it didnt take him long to be real cool...plus he had a car

sophomore year - at the time dorm space was limited and upper classmen had first pick so we had to enter a lottery to get rooms. i was put in a dorm with 3 seniors. all white they were straight but other than watching wrestling and ufc we really didn't have anything in common. they were some meatheads. 2 of them were kinda swagless. they were also some cheapskates. we had cable for one fukking month then they said they didnt want to pay for it anymore ...it was 12.50 a month..they paid more in supplements ...which i paid myself after..50 something bucks a month which was nothing but they had the nerve to watch that shyt...i could have ran a cable to my room but my TV was small and my roommates TV was large as hell..couldnt get bytches in the mood squinting trying to watch spice and playboy on the hot box lol.

junior year - i was given 3 new roommates that were in my position a year earlier..the one i shared a room with, white boy, is somebody who im close to to this very day. the other 2 jamaican and rican surprisingly enough i was not that cool with...the jamaican cat was kinda weird..dude used to get upset over the weirdest shyt...for example if i had an afternoon booty call and the chick happening to be screaming too loud for his liking..dude used to get all passive aggressive about it later...i would be like ..get p*ssy and stop hating (he never got any p*ssy as far as i knew). the rican was a video game head and went home every weekend with his gf..those 2 only lasted one semester before they transferred...their room was briefly turned into a sex room for a couple weeks until we were given a new roommate, another jamaican, who was cool as shyt

senior year - first dibs on dorm space and the only year i got to live with ppl that i wanted..6 of us in a 3 room suite...the shyt we got into that whole year is still talked among us to this day..i was so immersed in fukkery it was amazing

my grad school roommate - a taiwanese cat - was rich but was humble as anything and never flossed except in the casinos..he was a major gambler...he also thought i was a pimp by the way i had females in and out the apt lol...he actually cooked too...that authentic chinese food with his gf so there was always food in the fridge and didn't mind if i helped myself...never had any drama with him in the 2 years i lived with him...real cool guy

first non college roommates - shared a house...they were ok except they used to steal and eat my food in the fridge and drink my liquor without my permission...had to get a fridge and put it in my bedroom...but the guy who owned the house never locked his doors and mad ppl, who were friends of theirs, used to be walking in and out the house...thats the shyt i dont likedidnt stay too long there

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

- freshman year I roomed with this cac named aiden. dude was a fukking child, always had to lecture him on hygiene and cleanliness. He would spend days without showering, and would wear the same SOCKS . he's the type of white dude that would be a cuckold and a sub. one day he walked in on me getting my dikk sucked and he was like "why'd you guys stop, keep going" . he was a creepy ass cac, he ruined a lot of potential p*ssy


- sophomore year I lived in a suite and 2 of my suite mates were these dirty emo hipster white dudes. they also didnt subscribe to taking showers and one dude had the worst breath OAT. his breath smelled like a decomposed corpse, it made throw up once. they threw a lot of shytty indie rock & edm parties and always had ugly ass chicks over. I've never met such lame dudes ever. they HATED me too, I fukked hot hipsters they had no chance with and shytted on their overall existence. I slapped up stank breath for touching my coke too, cac though shyt was sweet.

 

[ryshy]

my one and only roommate caught me jerkin it to a fatass latina bytch one day. damn she was bad