the third dude sounds awesome you probably shoulda taken advantage of him an had a good ass timeDamn breh... those the fukked up roomate people be talking about. THanks God mines werent that bad.
My first roomate was one of my best friends. No issues there but i couldnt stay so i moved back home
My second roomate was this white dude i met when i moved to ATL. We were both new to town and met on roomates .com Best roomate ever!!!
My 3rd roommate was the worst. THis white dude I used to work with.
Other than that dude paid his bills on time and was a clean freak for the most part but still my worst roomate ever.
- Dude would drink a lot and go out and get into fights.
- I'd wake up in the morning and find about 4 mofos i didnt know crashing on the damn couch.
- He would give his keys to our other coworkers who were married so they could use his room to smash random brawds from Craigslist.
My 4th roomate was this white chick i met on roomares.com. She was mad cool. VEry good person but she was nosy. I would bring chicks around to fukk and she would walk by a dozen times when we were in the living-room acting like she was doing shyt.Outside of that she was mad cool.. just nosy.
I just realized 3/4 of my roommates were white
What were your worst experiences with a roommate?
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Not a bad one, but....
In college I had one roomate. Dude was straight from China. Like fresh off the boat. Spoke very little English. Didnt bring anything except a few books.
I didnt know how this was gonna work at first. But it turned out great. I introduced him to alot of American stuff
He was always respectful. Never messed w/ my stuff not ONCE w/o asking. He'd literally sit and stare into space if I wasn't there b/c he didnt want to touch my TV.
He eventually met another guy that was from China too so they became friends and moved in together next semester, but after that I've never had a roommate since.
In college I had one roomate. Dude was straight from China. Like fresh off the boat. Spoke very little English. Didnt bring anything except a few books.
I didnt know how this was gonna work at first. But it turned out great. I introduced him to alot of American stuff
He was always respectful. Never messed w/ my stuff not ONCE w/o asking. He'd literally sit and stare into space if I wasn't there b/c he didnt want to touch my TV. He eventually met another guy that was from China too so they became friends and moved in together next semester, but after that I've never had a roommate since.
beenz
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a couple years ago I was living with a nikka who would do copious amounts of drugs and sold out of our place. nikka was always fukked up on sherm, crack, shrooms, acid etc he was wild.
He also had a heater on deck that shyt had me shook cuz he had a short temper
at a crack-ish roommate with access to a firearm 
Plenty of stories from this learning experience............
Moved into a friends condo, split the rent 3 ways. Everything was cool at first then crumbs to bricks later on. This nikka ain't have no car to get to work at 6am so when he missed his ride he knocking on my door, I had enough of that after 2 months. Then he started on 3rds, so he get home at 6am, he about that up & coming artist life so he cranking his laptop at early AM hours, bass all thoughout the house, I'm constantly telling him to turn it down. If it wasn't the music he doing NBA2K at 7 in the morning, loud through the surround sound system, I wake up thinking I'm laying in a sleeping bag half court at American Airlines Arena! Again, hit him with the turn it down. Complete slob to boot, he lived in the basement, whenever I went down there to wash clothes it felt like lil Baghdad, you never know what you would step in. Last straw was he made spaghetti and left it in the pot on the stove for 4 weeks till it molded. I would bring chicks over and have to avoid certain areas of the place cause it was warzone with his messes. He finally moved out, life was so much better.
Moved into a friends condo, split the rent 3 ways. Everything was cool at first then crumbs to bricks later on. This nikka ain't have no car to get to work at 6am so when he missed his ride he knocking on my door, I had enough of that after 2 months. Then he started on 3rds, so he get home at 6am, he about that up & coming artist life so he cranking his laptop at early AM hours, bass all thoughout the house, I'm constantly telling him to turn it down. If it wasn't the music he doing NBA2K at 7 in the morning, loud through the surround sound system, I wake up thinking I'm laying in a sleeping bag half court at American Airlines Arena! Again, hit him with the turn it down. Complete slob to boot, he lived in the basement, whenever I went down there to wash clothes it felt like lil Baghdad, you never know what you would step in. Last straw was he made spaghetti and left it in the pot on the stove for 4 weeks till it molded. I would bring chicks over and have to avoid certain areas of the place cause it was warzone with his messes. He finally moved out, life was so much better.
My first college roommate had this shyt as his alarm every damn morning
He's not even Mexican
how did that not make you laugh every morning? roommates are always super sensitive to each other and quick to have issues with eachother. my roommates alarm woke me up 2 hours before class everyday, but i didnt bytch cus i knew he had class so i jus copped earplugs and got over it
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lol it did at first, but constantly hearing that shyt got old. especially on the weekends.
weekends? now thats a problem. i guess every day would suck after a while i can understand thatlol it did at firs, but constantly hearing that shyt got old. especially on the weekends.
beenz
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man, I have only had roommates when I was in college. when I was an adult I either lived solo or with my old lady/kids.
I got a story bout college roommates I'll drop later tho. I had a 4 BR apartment and 3 roommates. one of whom, had a mental breakdown, which is where shyt starts getting wild.
I got a story bout college roommates I'll drop later tho. I had a 4 BR apartment and 3 roommates. one of whom, had a mental breakdown, which is where shyt starts getting wild.
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLbreh....
me and my room mate moved into a FIRE ass 2 bedroom spot in West Houston. he had no furniture tho. so my living room shyt, TV, dining room shyt, and my bedroom furniture went into the apartment. he only brought a bed and his clothes (red flag 1). here are some of the things that happened in the 6 months that we co-habitated:
fukk a roomate. i wouldn't suggest ANYONE get one unless you are desperate and broke and you have no other choice.
- on the day we moved in, he brought 2 bytches along with him; one for him and one for me. the bytch for me kept answering my phone while we were downstairs moving furniture
. i had to smooth shyt over with my now wife behind that shyt...
- nikka is Jamaican, so he cooked with curry. stunk the crib up for MONTHS!
- he let his girlfriend stay in the crib while he went to work. so i would wake up to her laughing and carrying on in the living room while i was trying to sleep. she would also walk around in tshirt and panties and he would never tell her to chill out...
- dude hooked me up with a bytch that burned me....
- i was in the room with a bytch about to smash, and him and my brother busted in the room with a video camera and WOULD NOT LEAVE. bytch got spooked and bounced before i could hit...
- when his cousin got out of jail, he let dude come and stay with us without asking. dude was a NOTORIOUS drug dealer and i found out later that he was wrapping bricks in the crib when i wasn't around
. he would also park his high end cars (nikka had 2 range rovers, an escalade, a lexus GS, a mercedes s500, and a yellow corvette) in the parking lot and they would see him go into our apartment. so we kept getting letters about having too many cars. (he would let us drive those shyts whenever we wanted to, so that was an upside
)
- i came home one day and dudes cousin was walking around the living room on the phone and there was 3 dudes on my couch. one of them had their feet up on my coffee table. another dude was layed out on the couch with his shoes on, on some rick james shyt. (my couch was a cream sectional. and it was cloth). i hit the fukkin' ceiling! told nikkaz to sit up straight on my couch and take your damn feet off my table or you gotta get the fukk out. they did as i requested. i went into my room, and there was another muthafukka SLEEPING IN MY BED, UNDER THE COVERS, WITH HIS DAMN HEAD ON MY PILLOW!!!!! nikka was also fully dressed with his sneakers on
. i kicked the side of the bed HARD and yelled WHO THE fukk ARE YOU???!! GET THE fukk OUTTA MY BED, nikka!!! i stormed back into the living room and
- then, i gave him money to pay the light bill. he took the money and went to new york and the day he left, the lights got shut off. i had to pawn my stereo to get the lights back on, because all my money was tied up into getting the next apt.
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I don't really have funny horror stories just roommates who try to not pay rent or dirty which is a horror for a female IMO.
I did go on a 1 week trip to Ocean City MD and Kings Dominion when I was like 14 with friends tho and this girl was nasty. We spent the week in the same hotel together. She forgot to pack a damn bathing suit so she was gonna borrow mine, clean it and give it back eventually.
We went swimming in the pool, ate at the hotel denny's then changed into real clothes except her. She wore my damn swim suit the rest the night and then to bed overnight. The next day she said "thanks i left your suit on the counter". I grabbed a napkin and threw that crap out before we checked out.
I did go on a 1 week trip to Ocean City MD and Kings Dominion when I was like 14 with friends tho and this girl was nasty. We spent the week in the same hotel together. She forgot to pack a damn bathing suit so she was gonna borrow mine, clean it and give it back eventually.
We went swimming in the pool, ate at the hotel denny's then changed into real clothes except her. She wore my damn swim suit the rest the night and then to bed overnight. The next day she said "thanks i left your suit on the counter". I grabbed a napkin and threw that crap out before we checked out.