
nygga fukk you i deadass got fired from my first job at the FDA for printing off pics of big booty bytches then waiting for hector to finish cleaning the bathroom so i could go beat my meat ...nikka this was before smart phones...i didnt know they could find out what you printed off the computer..
Boss called me in..
Boss: so.....what you been browsing on the computer on your downtime?
Me:

....nothing.....
Boss:

come around this desk and let me show you what you been looking at..
I walk around his desk and see his screen of MY screen and nothing but big booty bytches on google images..
ME:
Boss: yea...

..this friday I need you to clean out your desk...
Me: