What Would Be The Greatest fukkery Imaginable Here

[AkaDemiK]

im over here at the replies in this thread...pure genius

 

[OG Talk]

Mike Vick leading the Eagles to an overtime Super Bowl win over Tim Tebow and the Patriots after he replaces an HIV positive Tom Brady that had to retire midseason...

 

[jfkennedy]

heat vs lakers

lakers up 3-0 and lose 4 straight with lebron hitting a fadeaway with dwight kobe and pau stretching out their arms to block. averages 35-10-10 for the series. dwight fights kobe in the locker room. kupchak commits suicide. looting and riots in L.A. pau retires and moves to peru to live amongst other alpacas. mwp changes his name back to ron artest and dies.

then before the new season starts lebron is exposed for being on steroids

The amount of Heat fans with the, "steroids don't help you shoot though" augments.

I'm thinking Game 7, Lakers v. Heat ... Kobe has already announced he's retiring at the end of the season ...

Lakers up by 3, last second shot by LeBron, and it goes in. Miami fans celebrate in the stands, Heat players go wild, all of us Laker fans are at home jumping around our living rooms yelling at the tv wishing time could go backwards.

Then all of a sudden the camera pans to the scorer's table and we see the officials checking the tape only to find out LeBron had his foot on the line.

 

[The ADD]

Mike Vick leading the Eagles to an overtime Super Bowl win over Tim Tebow and the Patriots after he replaces an HIV positive Tom Brady that had to retire midseason...

 

[Danie84]

AR Smith making all his circus shots and Melo finally getting that ring

 

[Francis White]

Bobcats go on a run barely make the playoffs, MJ decides to come back for 1 last run, 1st round he averages 27ppg off the bench upsetting a stacked Knicks team, then beats D Rose Bulls in a 6 game series while scoring 30ppg and then in the ecf against the Heat, he erupts and drops 56 in a game clincher over Lebron while holding him to 15ppg and 6 assists, in the finals against the Lakers, he hits the game winner over Kobe clinching the series and title with Lebron doing coverage for ESPN, he rushes to MJ to congratulate him and MJ says " no nikkas" get to shake his hand while he goes over to Skip Bayless for a hug and interview.

 

[Canada Goose]

Kobe injures achilles,grows beard, joins Islamic terrorist cell in LA, goes to Obama fundraiser, pulls the niner, kills the Prez, takes Dwight Howard as hostage, flies on a choppa, drops Dwight on some

, Bron shoots the choppa down with a rocket. Kobe dives to the sea, presumed dead. 5 weeks later he shows in Miami only to see his daughters with their new daddy winning game 7 of the NBA finals

 

[OG Talk]

Bobcats go on a run barely make the playoffs, MJ decides to come back for 1 last run, 1st round he averages 27ppg off the bench upsetting a stacked Knicks team, then beats D Rose Bulls in a 6 game series while scoring 30ppg and then in the ecf against the Heat, he erupts and drops 56 in a game clincher over Lebron while holding him to 15ppg and 6 assists, in the finals against the Lakers, he hits the game winner over Kobe clinching the series and title with Lebron doing coverage for ESPN, he rushes to MJ to congratulate him and MJ says " no nikkas" get to shake his hand while he goes over to Skip Bayless for a hug and interview.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

What if tonight game 7 the spurs are up by 1 with 3 secs to go. Bron goes in for a layup and gets hacked. So he goes up to shoot 2 free throws with 0 secs on the clock and he misses both of them. BADLY. ( like some airball shyt). The look on his face after that would be an instant smiley

 

[luckyse7enz]

What if tonight game 7 the spurs are up by 1 with 3 secs to go. Bron goes in for a layup and gets hacked. So he goes up to shoot 2 free throws with 0 secs on the clock and he misses both of them. BADLY. ( like some airball shyt). The look on his face after that would be an instant smiley

 

[CrimsonTider]

Tebow Vs Vick Super Bowl

 

[mvp_status]

heat vs lakers

lakers up 3-0 and lose 4 straight with lebron hitting a fadeaway with dwight kobe and pau stretching out their arms to block. averages 35-10-10 for the series. dwight fights kobe in the locker room. kupchak commits suicide. looting and riots in L.A. pau retires and moves to peru to live amongst other alpacas. mwp changes his name back to ron artest and dies.

then before the new season starts lebron is exposed for being on steroids

yoooooo what the fukk

What if tonight game 7 the spurs are up by 1 with 3 secs to go. Bron goes in for a layup and gets hacked. So he goes up to shoot 2 free throws with 0 secs on the clock and he misses both of them. BADLY. ( like some airball shyt). The look on his face after that would be an instant smiley

:falsegod:

 

[Data-Hawk]

Knicks winning a championship....we would never hear the end of it.

 

[HamAndEgger]

Pac KO'ing Mayweather easily takes the cake (if Canelo doesn't first )

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Lebron missing the game winner tonight