What would be your excuse or method of avoiding the Draft?

[Stir Fry]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[Change]

Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back.

 

[Originalman]

When they call you into the draft place a aluminum foil hat on your head. Place you finger between your lips making the I am crazy sound.

Finally scream out michael jackson is puerto rican.

Just it worked for pops to get out that audit on the wayans brothers show.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Asthmatic

 

[Devilinurear]

Let's say World war 3 does happen.

Would lack of reparations be an excuse?

"You owe us we dont owe you"

How would you avoid getting drafted?

Going to country no one knows about

 

[Stir Fry]

When they call you into the draft place a aluminum foil hat on your head. Place you finger between your lips making the I am crazy sound.

Finally scream out michael jackson is puerto rican.

Just it worked for pops to get out that audit on the wayans brothers show.

Yup just pop an eighth of shrooms and try not to let the recruiter fukk off your high lol

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

maybe we'll find out in the near future

I'm not wasting a good excuse on thecoli

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Look at that brave soldier

 

[Counter Racist Male]

Let's say World war 3 does happen.

Would lack of reparations be an excuse?

"You owe us we dont owe you"

How would you avoid getting drafted?

I'm

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

I need to be deployed at her crib ASAP.

Where do I sign the papers?

 

[Mr.bocario]

The draft is outlawed.

The U.S. got over a million people fighting voluntarily.

People dragging it World War 3 isn’t going to happen either.

We good.

fail to understand selective service Brehs

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

I’m 36 and I already served


Can’t be drafted

 

[Peter Popoff]

I'm illegal.

 

[BruhMayne]

I have a middle eastern name I cant be trusted