What would be your excuse or method of avoiding the Draft?

[Peter Popoff]

Also I'm a black israelite, lock me up.

 

[NatiboyB]

Don’t need know excuse I’m 90% disabled and will be retired...they could recall me but they wouldn’t.

on top of I’d lose my security clearance so fast I’d be like I’m filing bankruptcy and committing adultery at the same damn time.

 

[Krisrunner2049]

They gonna have to do me like this in order to dig me up for any possible deployments.

 

[humminbird]

On a side note between this and that original thread about the bombing, I didn’t know so many sick and cats post here

mfs talking about they got multiple sclerosis, brain tumors and all types of shyt to duck being drafted

where’s that mile thread where people were bragging about 5 minute miles?

 

[ThaRealness]

Im sorry I moved to Canada right when Vegas said the draft odds were over 50%

 

[Starboy52]

I’m:
- Too old (27)
- Suffering from a long term chronic injury (never repaired the blown out knee from high school)
- Flat footed

 

[LordDeathwatch]

They just gonna give you Benadryl and Army fatigues

Benadryl and fatigues.

 

[NatiboyB]

I’m:
- Too old (27)
- Suffering from a long term chronic injury (never repaired the blown out knee from high school)
- Flat footed

no you aren’t you are at the start of the prime of your life...Flat foot is Irrelevant and you got your knee repaired...You seem perfectly healthy to me let’s go.

matter fact you would be a prime target...instant promotion and be prepared to become a fire or mortar team leader.

 

[Brehcepticon]

That I’m a Coli breh

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

That I’m a Coli breh

Lmao they gonna be like "we only accept reddit posters "

 

[TEH]

 

[Starboy52]

no you aren’t you are at the start of the prime of your life...Flat foot is Irrelevant and you got your knee repaired...You seem perfectly healthy to me let’s go.

matter fact you would be a prime target...instant promotion and be prepared to become a fire or mortar team leader.

Yeah, you right. Let me just get my-

 

[NatiboyB]

That’s your best bet...shyt I’d catch a bench warrant so damn fast for unpaid parking tickets.

Yeah, you right. Let me just get my-

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

You’re exactly what the corps is looking for

nah that’s Army we good

 

[Cat piss martini]

my new found religion will not allow
such wickedness......bean pie cracka??