slap the fukk outta pops,watch him shyt in his depends,
call the cops,tell the broad to start crying,
tell the cops how he stuck a finger in her bootyhole
and told us how he could kill a colored,bury the body
and be home in time to catch the new episode of leave
it to beaver before the cross burned out......
cop: he's lucky you didnt hurt him

me: yeah......that dementia is serious.

cop: you gonna press charges

me: yeah.....he was pulling his pants down.

cop: come on old timer....we gotta book you

pops: Gawd damn my ear is bleeding

me: he took quite a spill

pops: mutha fukka you slapped me

cop:

me: that dementia...tragic.