What would you do if you encountered this situation after killing a spider?

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Was that movie any good? I keep seeing it on Shudder.

My nikka that movie is fukking dope as hell.

shyt will give you nightmares if you don't like spiders. The pacing, story, characters, plot, everything is hitting. I enjoyed it. Movie don't take too long to start. It got right to it.
 

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realistically, im hopping on the couch or table and folding my body up like im in a coffin and yelling HELP. if that doesn't work i'm calling 911 and when the responder answers telling her im currently being held in a terrorist situation and someone needs to get over here asap. perferably two cars and make sure one of them knows how to neutralize animals
 

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It’s a wolf spider, they carry their babies around, happend to me, I just kept swatting all of them with a slipper
That happened to me before but luckily she wasn’t carrying the babies. Maaaaaaan I woke up and saw this big black thing in the corner of my eye, saw a big black thing next to my sliding door.
Put my glasses on to make sure I was seeing clearly.
Stood there for about 10min staring at it.
Didn’t want to run upstairs to find a heavy book/text book, so I literally wrapped a paper towel around the bottom of a shoe, got as close as I could without freaking out or scaring it, and kinda slammed/threw the shoe :snoop:

Luckily it landed right on top, so I slid my foot in the shoe and added my weight, slipped it out and picked up the paper towel/bug with a plastic glove. Didn’t have to look at it up close or really feel it.

Felt like a win. :ehh:

Shyt legit looked like a tarantula. 🤢
 

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I spent a lot of money on a Miele for that very reason
 

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The Coli never ceases to amaze me. So now nikkas are doing catch and releases on fukking spiders? Who the fukk is getting close enough to a spider to put a jar over it, put paper under it, and then walk it outside? Gtfoh lol
 
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