what would you do if you woke up .....

[Raheem95]

after a night of drinking and this chick is on the right side of your bed looking at you ?

and she says you were amazing last night, then lays her head on your chest. also you don't see a condom in sight neither.

 

[agpxknt]

If she falls in love with my dope dikk then i Marry her

 

[Jean Jacket]

 

[lowkey0z]

plan B and an uber to send her on her way

 

[CoochieMane]

Both 1&2

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Go under the covers and sniff her butt. If it stinks then either she's an alien who teleported herself or one of the satan's angels. I'm not smashing.

 

[Cat piss martini]

tell her to move them covers back
and that seeing p*ssy is the only
thing that will keep a tragic event
from taking place this morning.

 

[Mowgli]

after a night of drinking and this chick is on the right side of your bed looking at you ?

and she says you were amazing last night, then lays her head on your chest. also you don't see a condom in sight neither.

I'll notice her overly arched eyebrows and go to the store to buy some plan b pills and food to make breakfast.




And if I pull back them covers and see salami?