First, I would have put my hands on her dude just cause I’m extra ignorant. I would have punched buddy like 5-7 times in the face and sat his ass down.
Then I would have turned my attention to the bytch and choked life out of her. Not all of the life, but I would have choked like 10% life out the bytch. At one point, she would think she was about to die. Then I would ease up on the grip ever so slightly, but still keep my arm around her neck, and would start slanging her ass into shyt like a ragdoll. I would walk this bytch to the fukking aisle with the sccissors and cut all of the bytches hair off. If anyone tries to stop me along the way, I would start choking her harder. Kind of like saying, back off before I kill this hoe. Ok, now I would make the bytch eat her own hair after I cut that shyt. Then I’m making this hoe wash it down with bleach. I’m not letting this hoe go no matter what. SWAT would have to be called in and I likely would be going to jail for a while. I would get a good ass nights sleep in jail and I would do my time with no issues. If the same shyt happens when I got out, I would repeat above scenario. Let a mothafukka spit on me if they want to....