What would you invent?

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Given unlimited resources for research and production, what would you create and why?

I'd personally invent a time machine and go back and invent hella other shyt the day before other folks did. Just to be fukked up.
 

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Jack off stations,,.like porta Pottys....I'll put them all along office buildings..you pay $5 for 15 mins..the door closes and opens up after 15 mins,,there's a screen with porn inside..it's for the business man who's had a stressful day at work and wants to let one loose.,or he's just on his lunch break

Was :ehh: and :obama: at all the posts until I read this one :heh:
 

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Jack off stations,,.like porta Pottys....I'll put them all along office buildings..you pay $5 for 15 mins..the door closes and opens up after 15 mins,,there's a screen with porn inside..it's for the business man who's had a stressful day at work and wants to let one loose.,or he's just on his lunch break

:dwillhuh: What if the door prematurely opens?
 

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I would invent a time machine that could go forward in time..I'll go to the year 10,000 in the future..humans would be hella advanced and I'll be dumb and out dated..humans in the future would have stream line looks and be godly looking..,they would put me in a freak show in a circus so kids can gawk at me and throw peanuts at me..like I'm some sorta cave man..I would make hella money being a side show act..
 

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I would invent a time machine that could go forward in time..I'll go to the year 10,000 in the future..humans would be hella advanced and I'll be dumb and out dated..humans in the future would have stream line looks and be godly looking..,they would put me in a freak show in a circus so kids can gawk at me and throw peanuts at me..like I'm some sorta cave man..I would make hella money being a side show act..

lmao...at what point in history did people throw peanuts at cavemen?
 

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Id create 100s of thousands of hemp farm/factories that pump out proccessed hemp materials to build houses everywhere as well as hemp seeds for food, while only hiring real locals to all positions and this would hopefully bring out the evil in the current world leaders to start ww3 so we can hurry up and get this existance over with
 
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