onthereal
All Star
I would tell him fukk these hoes. They cost way too much time and money. Focus completely on what you want
What would you tell your 17 year old self?
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Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
- Stop accepting women who treat you like shyt. You gonna get cheeks this year, but the next three women in your life going to put you through an emotional wringer. Don't get caught up on 'em since you'll be doing pretty alright at chasing trim as the years go by.
- Make a stronger push towards college with the money you already saving. You going to be in Europe for a while, drinking, dropping acid, fukking chicks, taking trips and making solid friends, but you're gonna do all this shyt in lieu of a secondary education which is gonna put you at odds when you become me. You'll still be straight, but..I'm just saying.
- Start to workout, breh. Even though you're gonna be virtually the same size from your era to mine, being a fat guy in your 30's from a health perspective ain't something we want to find out about.
- Cherish the time you have with your Grandmom's 'cause she's gonna turn into a videogame NPC once you 30.
- TAKE THE fukkING TRAINING FOR THAT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER JOB YOU PARTY HARD a$$hole!
- That chick you met from Luxemburg with the nice body but she had that big nose? Hit it.
- That chick that 'accidentally' sneezed in your face, but you still hit it the 5th night on that cruise? Don't hit it.
- That threesome you coaxed them two girls into at that one party and you had to eat p*ssy and fingerbang for damn near an entire hour simultaneously 'cause they didn't want to touch each other. It was a funny learning experience, do it again.
- Stay away from Viagra (Priapism) and Jager bombs ( Psychosomatic heart attack in a bathroom stall that left you crying and drinking tap water in monaco)
-DO NOT dap that crackhead that greeted you that one night you and Dennis got drunk as fukk at an open bar with weed on y'all and you had a bottle of Champagne stuck in the back of your shirt like an retarded frat boy.
- Take the lottery ticket that spanish lady from the corner tried to sell you and your co-workers that one morning where you held it and decided against it.
- Jelquing does not work; your dikk is fine enough. Stop that shyt, nikka.
- Make a stronger push towards college with the money you already saving. You going to be in Europe for a while, drinking, dropping acid, fukking chicks, taking trips and making solid friends, but you're gonna do all this shyt in lieu of a secondary education which is gonna put you at odds when you become me. You'll still be straight, but..I'm just saying.
- Start to workout, breh. Even though you're gonna be virtually the same size from your era to mine, being a fat guy in your 30's from a health perspective ain't something we want to find out about.
- Cherish the time you have with your Grandmom's 'cause she's gonna turn into a videogame NPC once you 30.
- TAKE THE fukkING TRAINING FOR THAT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER JOB YOU PARTY HARD a$$hole!
- That chick you met from Luxemburg with the nice body but she had that big nose? Hit it.
- That chick that 'accidentally' sneezed in your face, but you still hit it the 5th night on that cruise? Don't hit it.
- That threesome you coaxed them two girls into at that one party and you had to eat p*ssy and fingerbang for damn near an entire hour simultaneously 'cause they didn't want to touch each other. It was a funny learning experience, do it again.
- Stay away from Viagra (Priapism) and Jager bombs ( Psychosomatic heart attack in a bathroom stall that left you crying and drinking tap water in monaco)
-DO NOT dap that crackhead that greeted you that one night you and Dennis got drunk as fukk at an open bar with weed on y'all and you had a bottle of Champagne stuck in the back of your shirt like an retarded frat boy.
- Take the lottery ticket that spanish lady from the corner tried to sell you and your co-workers that one morning where you held it and decided against it.
- Jelquing does not work; your dikk is fine enough. Stop that shyt, nikka.
Don't listen to your elders
Do want u want to do
Follow your heart
Learn how to do these on your own because nobody is giving u shyt
Step on weaker ppl to get to the next level and worry about morality later
Do want u want to do
Follow your heart
Learn how to do these on your own because nobody is giving u shyt
Step on weaker ppl to get to the next level and worry about morality later
Buy Netflix stock
Go to college asap and don't take any breaks until after your masters
Start investing in your own retirement now
Speak less and listen more
Take God seriously. Life is fragile.
Go to college asap and don't take any breaks until after your masters
Start investing in your own retirement now
Speak less and listen more
Take God seriously. Life is fragile.
The lottery numbers for the next decade.
BelieveBeOK
Superstar
Stop being a p*ssy man, she wants your fukking nuts and you know it
Trash talk the hell out of these ABU mother fukkers, whilst Man United are still dominating
Put 30 grand on Leicester City to win the Premier League in 2016
Also, stay in shape, you don't know how difficult it will be to get that figure back
Other than that, you're relatively good for at least the next 6 years
Trash talk the hell out of these ABU mother fukkers, whilst Man United are still dominating
Put 30 grand on Leicester City to win the Premier League in 2016
Also, stay in shape, you don't know how difficult it will be to get that figure back
Other than that, you're relatively good for at least the next 6 years
MajorVitaman
Superstar
"You're a decent hustler/hard worker, just stop spending your money on nikka shyt"
"Stop chasing thots, let the thots chase you"
"Don't sign up for a bullshyt major freshman year because the football coach said it was 'easy'"
"Stop chasing thots, let the thots chase you"
"Don't sign up for a bullshyt major freshman year because the football coach said it was 'easy'"
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Stop playing with these women and bang
Tatiana
Anissa
Neha
Toya
Ashley
Antoinette
And study MIS or industrial/electrical engineering
Everything else falls in line for you, so don't sweat it as much.
Tatiana
Anissa
Neha
Toya
Ashley
Antoinette
And study MIS or industrial/electrical engineering
Everything else falls in line for you, so don't sweat it as much.
I AM WE ARE
Banned
stay in the air force
Procrastination is your worst enemy
MOB
Fail more so you can learn more
MOB
Fail more so you can learn more
dont go
BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
- Stop accepting women who treat you like shyt. You gonna get cheeks this year, but the next three women in your life going to put you through an emotional wringer. Don't get caught up on 'em since you'll be doing pretty alright at chasing trim as the years go by.
- Make a stronger push towards college with the money you already saving. You going to be in Europe for a while, drinking, dropping acid, fukking chicks, taking trips and making solid friends, but you're gonna do all this shyt in lieu of a secondary education which is gonna put you at odds when you become me. You'll still be straight, but..I'm just saying.
- Start to workout, breh. Even though you're gonna be virtually the same size from your era to mine, being a fat guy in your 30's from a health perspective ain't something we want to find out about.
- Cherish the time you have with your Grandmom's 'cause she's gonna turn into a videogame NPC once you 30.
- TAKE THE fukkING TRAINING FOR THAT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER JOB YOU PARTY HARD a$$hole!
- That chick you met from Luxemburg with the nice body but she had that big nose? Hit it.
- That chick that 'accidentally' sneezed in your face, but you still hit it the 5th night on that cruise? Don't hit it.
- That threesome you coaxed them two girls into at that one party and you had to eat p*ssy and fingerbang for damn near an entire hour simultaneously 'cause they didn't want to touch each other. It was a funny learning experience, do it again.
- Stay away from Viagra (Priapism) and Jager bombs ( Psychosomatic heart attack in a bathroom stall that left you crying and drinking tap water in monaco)
-DO NOT dap that crackhead that greeted you that one night you and Dennis got drunk as fukk at an open bar with weed on y'all and you had a bottle of Champagne stuck in the back of your shirt like an retarded frat boy.
- Take the lottery ticket that spanish lady from the corner tried to sell you and your co-workers that one morning where you held it and decided against it.
- Jelquing does not work; your dikk is fine enough. Stop that shyt, nikka.
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