What would you tell your 17 year old self?

[MikeyC]

- Stop accepting women who treat you like shyt. You gonna get cheeks this year, but the next three women in your life going to put you through an emotional wringer. Don't get caught up on 'em since you'll be doing pretty alright at chasing trim as the years go by.

- Make a stronger push towards college with the money you already saving. You going to be in Europe for a while, drinking, dropping acid, fukking chicks, taking trips and making solid friends, but you're gonna do all this shyt in lieu of a secondary education which is gonna put you at odds when you become me. You'll still be straight, but..I'm just saying.

- Start to workout, breh. Even though you're gonna be virtually the same size from your era to mine, being a fat guy in your 30's from a health perspective ain't something we want to find out about.

- Cherish the time you have with your Grandmom's 'cause she's gonna turn into a videogame NPC once you 30.

- TAKE THE fukkING TRAINING FOR THAT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER JOB YOU PARTY HARD a$$hole!

- That chick you met from Luxemburg with the nice body but she had that big nose? Hit it.

- That chick that 'accidentally' sneezed in your face, but you still hit it the 5th night on that cruise? Don't hit it.

- That threesome you coaxed them two girls into at that one party and you had to eat p*ssy and fingerbang for damn near an entire hour simultaneously 'cause they didn't want to touch each other. It was a funny learning experience, do it again.

- Stay away from Viagra (Priapism) and Jager bombs ( Psychosomatic heart attack in a bathroom stall that left you crying and drinking tap water in monaco)

-DO NOT dap that crackhead that greeted you that one night you and Dennis got drunk as fukk at an open bar with weed on y'all and you had a bottle of Champagne stuck in the back of your shirt like an retarded frat boy.

- Take the lottery ticket that spanish lady from the corner tried to sell you and your co-workers that one morning where you held it and decided against it.

- Jelquing does not work; your dikk is fine enough. Stop that shyt, nikka.

Damn, bruh.

 

[str8up]

I am 17

 

[Lo-Co]

Pull up

















Seriously id say, get a job sooner.
Leave these chicks alone and work on yourself.

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

was 17 three years ago and i know exactly the point where i fukked up
Take the ACT again, that 29 isn't good enough, one more point and you could've had a free ride Take college classes in addition to taking your AP classes On the Ap test that would've gave you credits in english, don't be lazy and write boosie free for two pages on the essay Stop playing games with your ex and stop cheating on her with that blasian chick Those little hood rats you fukk with after won't fill the void

 

[MWinn]

I'd tell him to stop taking the easy way out, take more risks. Most of the time, your risk-taking is rewarded. That shyt about shooting for the moon and if you miss you'll still be amongst the stars is real.

Oh and I'd tell him stop simping these hoes. Get this money. I spent a lot of time being lovesick.

I would tell myself the same thing. Same exact advice.

 

[mortuus est]

I am 17

use this thread wisely young blood

 

[filial_piety]

save your money, and put 5k in Apple and Amazon.

 

[NoMorePie]

Take more risks. Go to university after your first stint at college. Stop taking the easy way out.

And get that girls number

 

[BrehWyatt]

I graduated high school two days after I turned 17, so at that point in time I was heading to college ...

> Shoot any and all shots when it comes to the opposite sex. The experience of rejection (and successes) will help you later in life.

> Start working out and develop better financial habits. Invest, but more importantly, learn to live within your means.

> Above all else, don't choose the college that gave you the most money. Choose the one that has your major because you will go on to earn scholarships regardless. No point of wasting a year of your life. But if you do choose the HBCU that gave you the free ride, maximize that one year to the fullest. In all facets.

> Learn to grow comfortable in your own skin and with who you are. A lot of making it through life is not giving a fukk about the distractions and the bullshyt and keeping it pushing toward your goals.

 

[Dihsarm]

- Always put yourself ahead of all these hoes. If a bytch isn't choosing you, she doesn't exist.
- Being a nice guy doesn't work.
- Learn the art of not giving a fukk.
- You don't need the approval of other people as long as you approve of yourself.
- Focus on getting some serious money
- fukk everybody

If only I knew what I know now, I'd have a blast

In high school, girls (and some guys) sensed I was this nice guy so they took advantage of it for their own pleasure. Girls can be ruthless as hell towards nice guys or guys they perceive as weak.

 

[InDePickWest]

• Get a job, loser.

• Put in applications now for low income housing.

• Moisturize your hair more and get the ish trimmed. That's why it's not growing.

• Don't fukk Tyshun. The whole school tomorrow gone find out and his ex gf gone try to jump you with the seniors.

Spoiler

.......... Run bytch

• Don't trust craigslist scammers with a lot of your money in the future.

 

[Reginald Noble]

Start taking nutrition seriously ASAP.

 

[MidniteJay]

"Remember these numbers, when you're 28 play that number at this date."

 

[TEH]

Here are the website ideas, algorithms and site maps, movie ideas and scripts, TV ideas and scripts, book ideas and manuscripts, stock tips, sports almanacs and lotto numbers up to the year 2016.

Do not let anyone see them..

you have been warned.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

1. Leave _________'s ass alone....NOW.
2. You know how you are always bugging about condoms...thats a good habit. Future you has no kids for a reason.
3. fukk girls, fukk being popular, fukk all that....get that scholarship money.
4. Travel/Save those refund checks and dont fukking blow them on clothes.
5. Get Oil changes...