What would your heaven look like?

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A million king size beds full of bad chocolate women. I'd have a button where the feeling of a nut lasts 30 seconds. The feeling is fleeting. But just the thought.
Eating for eternity.
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Pawgs with dragons


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Everyone gets a room with a bed with all the pillows they want with a bathroom connected so they can wake up in the middle of the night to pee and poop.

You lay down and fall asleep immediately and you can dream about whatever the fukk you want and remember that shyt too.

No drugs or Alcohol, we trying to be our best up here. Your room is always dark and it's always cold with a warm duvet.

Ain't moody waking you up until you ready. Not Jesus or or your Mom asking you to go to church or go pick up two cans of tomato paste knowing full fukking well she coulda pocked that shyt up on the way but wanted to get you to do it once she reached home. Heck, let's do away with the door so can't nobody disturb you.

Cervical pillows optional and you never have to make your bed or worry about period stains or sleep apnea or waking up to work in the morning. All you do is sleeeeeeeep.........:yes:

I'd honestly do myself in right now if I could go that. :wub:
 

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A private island with all the weed, kava, pineapples, coffee beans, tea leaves (darjeeling to be exact) oranges and mangoes I can grow, eat and sell

I'd have a cozy bungalow with a fully stocked kitchen, a library, drawing room, bitcoin mining room and recording studio

Of course i'd have a speed boat, motor boat and a sailboat so I can come to shore once in a while

Basically Lee Perry's Black Ark studio and Kame House mixed together
 
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