What would your reaction be to this fortune cookie?

[KingDanz]

Spoiler

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

If it was good

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I'd be confused because the only thing I eat is vegetable brocoli and shrimp fried rice.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I'd be confused because the only thing I eat is vegetable brocoli and shrimp fried rice.

Those eggs used in the fried rice weren't from a chicken...

 

[CJ]

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Those eggs used in the fried rice weren't from a chicken...

Platypus eggs?

 

[Obsession]

I only eat plain fried rice

 

[Green negs and spam]

Platypus eggs?

Platypus eggs? He obviously meant rat eggs. Platypusesses are an entirely fictionary animal.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Platypus eggs?

 

[raidersreceiver]

Platypus eggs? He obviously meant rat eggs. Platypusesses are an entirely fictionary animal.

playtupus ain't fictional b

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

 

[Green negs and spam]

playtupus ain't fictional b

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

Wikipedia is built on user generated content. People post incorrect information on there all the time. It's a fairy tail breh.

 

[Taadow]

fairy tail

smh

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Platypus eggs? He obviously meant rat eggs. Platypusesses are an entirely fictionary animal.

.....

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Wikipedia is built on user generated content. People post incorrect information on there all the time. It's a fairy tail breh.

Fairys having tails sounds like more of a fairy tale to me.