Kilgore Trout
Banned
that reminds me, might do some laps tonight
What ya swimming game like? I'm the baddest....
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Ya'll clowns think ya'll can still swimming. I went swimming a few weeks ago after not swimming in years. I was so out of breath and 
I'm sure you fat bums would look the same. Hard to hold your breath when you're out of breath. I got to get back into it, I use to swim 3 or 4 a week.
I'd bust ya'll azz on the diving board tho
I'm sure you fat bums would look the same. Hard to hold your breath when you're out of breath. I got to get back into it, I use to swim 3 or 4 a week.I'd bust ya'll azz on the diving board tho
Ya'll clowns think ya'll can still swimming. I went swimming a few weeks ago after not swimming in years. I was so out of breath and
I'd bust ya'll azz on the diving board tho
fukk swimming laps im too fat for that but ill go to a waterpark
DallasTxRep
Superstar
Suppose to go this weekend or next to put some practice in
I CAN SWIM FAIRLY WELL. I'M NOT FAST THOUGH. I HAVE A STUPID AMOUNT OF STAMINA IN A POOL. I STILL HOLD MY HIGH SCHOOL'S RECORD FOR SURVIVAL SWIM. I QUIT BECAUSE BEING IN A POOL FOR MORE THAN A DAY WAS NOT HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY HOLIDAY.
I DO A MILE IN ABOUT 50 MINUTES NOW. REAAAAAAALLY SLOW.
I DO A MILE IN ABOUT 50 MINUTES NOW. REAAAAAAALLY SLOW.
Anothergirl
Goat ™
my best friend calls me a Navy Seal....so that should say it all.
also if you haven't deep ocean swam AT NIGHT i
on your so called swimming abilties.
also if you haven't deep ocean swam AT NIGHT i
on your so called swimming abilties. 
FUNNY THING IS I HATE WATER ON MY FACE. EVEN IN THE SHOWER WHEN I'M WASHING MY HAIR I'M BREATHING FAST THE WHOLE TIME AND MY HEART IS BEATING FAST TOO.
got the trophies
got the ribbons
got a championship
I was nice lol...now...eh...I can still hold my own but my dive and flip turn is atrocious
got the ribbons
got a championship
I was nice lol...now...eh...I can still hold my own but my dive and flip turn is atrocious
I was on my high school swim team, I wanted to join the Coast Guard...
DallasTxRep
Superstar
Ive been doing laps the past two weekends and I fukked up my shoulder. It fukken sucks.
Kenny West
Veteran
I almost grew gills as a kid, cuh. I lost my light skin tone I had as a kid to the DC Public pools. I was at that shyt every day in the summer as a youngin cause my mom was being cheap and aint wanna turn on the air. 
Self taught and everythang. Floating, butterfly, backstrokes, frog swimming, I even taught myself how to swim like a squid. I'mma teach my son squid tactics so if deebo ever came to the pool when he can swim away while pissing on that nikka :smugfarve:
Buuuut, moved to PA and started working when I was 14. Aint hit the pool again till last year I can't float on my back anymore.
Self taught and everythang. Floating, butterfly, backstrokes, frog swimming, I even taught myself how to swim like a squid. I'mma teach my son squid tactics so if deebo ever came to the pool when he can swim away while pissing on that nikka :smugfarve:
Buuuut, moved to PA and started working when I was 14. Aint hit the pool again till last year I can't float on my back anymore.