What did the hispanic dude say when two houses fell on top of him?
"Yo get off me holmes!"

How many Mexican's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
just juan

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Wheres pop corn?
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What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.


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Where do girls with tight panties live ?
Flatbush
