What ya'll know about terrible jokes?

[aRoMaN21]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Spoiler

Wiped his ass.

 

[Brooklynzson]

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Spoiler

Because it scares the fukk out of the dog

 

[BrownSound]

What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?

Spoiler

Dr. Dre

 

[Golayitdown]

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Spoiler

Paddy O'furniture

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Spoiler

Wiped his ass.

 

[aRoMaN21]

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?

Spoiler

Toys for Twats

 

[aRoMaN21]

one more:

Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Spoiler

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork

 

[Nick Barnes]

What did the mexican fire cheif name his two sons??

Spoiler

Hose A and Hose B

 

[jadillac]

it's "FSH"... NO "I's"...

It's still a fish whether it has eyes or not.

 

[aRoMaN21]

one more:

What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?

Spoiler

A red headed bytch with a yeast infection.

 

[ANewClassic]

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Spoiler

Because it scares the fukk out of the dog

I didn't laugh at this until I saw the smilie

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change

 

[MF DRUGS]

What's blue an smells like red paint?














Blue paint

 

[zerozero]

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?

Spoiler

Damn