What ya'll know about terrible jokes?

Jackson LeRoy Briggs

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Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?

Your barber.

What happened when Mary Rose sat on a nail?

Mary Rose.
 

MMS

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Mothers have Mothers Day, Fathers have Fathers Day, what do JBO posters have?

Palm Sunday :shaq:
 

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3 tampons walk into a bar, what do they say?

nothing, they're all stuck up c*nts :skip:
 

aRoMaN21

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How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from :takedat:
 

aRoMaN21

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noone wants to add anymore?? :manny:

heres one from the old JBO....

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, WHACK!:wow: "Damn."
A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!:dead:
 
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