Whats "good" hair?

[duckbutta]

Breh you don't know the half of it ...i thought i was doing good until i got married it turns out i been doing personal hygiene wrong my whole life according to my wife

When we're dating and she started spending the night we had this conversation once...

Her: Where is your shampoo

Me: Shampoo

Her: Yeah Shampoo to wash your hair...I didn't bring any I need to use yours

Me: I...don't have any...

Her: You ran out?

Me: Nah...I...just never used it.

Her: Da fukk you mean you never used it how you wash your hair :dahellwhat:

Me: Uh...regular soap...

Her: What the fukk... You have never used shampoo ever

Me: Uh I'm black I'm not putting all that white folks chemical peel shyt in my head and fukking up my scalp

Her: I'm talking about "insert random all natural shampoo for people of african decent" shampoo...

Me: Oh ...I didn't even know that existed...nah I just run that unscented dove bar across my head 3 times and rinse it out ...good enough for my armpits and good enough for my scalp right

Her: Jesus Christ duckbutta if you aint about the dumbest mufukka I know...how the hell has all your hair not fallen out :dahellwhat:

Me: shyt good genes I guess I don't know I don't really worry about hair...

Breh, when she told me to put that shea butter in my hair...that shyt hit my scalp and I could see the individual strands of hair on my head stand up like ...

shyt had me like ...wait you telling me I been running a comb through my hair when I could just put shea butter in it and be out the door

I been missing out...should have kept a consistent woman in my life before I hit my 30's...

fukking just a little dab of it and my fukking hair be SHINING

 

[Dev2103]

Breh you don't know the half of it ...i thought i was doing good until i got married it turns out i been doing personal hygiene wrong my whole life according to my wife

When we're dating and she started spending the night we had this conversation once...

Her: Where is your shampoo

Me: Shampoo

Her: Yeah Shampoo to wash your hair...I didn't bring any I need to use yours

Me: I...don't have any...

Her: You ran out?

Me: Nah...I...just never used it.

Her: Da fukk you mean you never used it how you wash your hair :dahellwhat:

Me: Uh...regular soap...

Her: What the fukk... You have never used shampoo ever

Me: Uh I'm black I'm not putting all that white folks chemical peel shyt in my head and fukking up my scalp

Her: I'm talking about "insert random all natural shampoo for people of african decent" shampoo...

Me: Oh ...I didn't even know that existed...nah I just run that unscented dove bar across my head 3 times and rinse it out ...good enough for my armpits and good enough for my scalp right

Her: Jesus Christ duckbutta if you aint about the dumbest mufukka I know...how the hell has all your hair not fallen out :dahellwhat:

Me: shyt good genes I guess I don't know I don't really worry about hair...

Breh, when she told me to put that shea butter in my hair...that shyt hit my scalp and I could see the individual strands of hair on my head stand up like ...

shyt had me like ...wait you telling me I been running a comb through my hair when I could just put shea butter in it and be out the door

I been missing out...should have kept a consistent woman in my life before I hit my 30's...

fukking just a little dab of it and my fukking hair be SHINING

yeah certain girls will do that for you i'm sure you were living like a refugee before her assistance too your theory on shampoo though... i gotta pay attention to your posts there's no telling what other kinds of fukkery youve been up to

 

[Arithmetic]

It's some corny nikka shyt. All hair is good hair if its healthy. It doesn't have to be curly to be good as most c00ns would define it

 

[Arithmetic]

Breh you don't know the half of it ...i thought i was doing good until i got married it turns out i been doing personal hygiene wrong my whole life according to my wife

When we're dating and she started spending the night we had this conversation once...

Her: Where is your shampoo

Me: Shampoo

Her: Yeah Shampoo to wash your hair...I didn't bring any I need to use yours

Me: I...don't have any...

Her: You ran out?

Me: Nah...I...just never used it.

Her: Da fukk you mean you never used it how you wash your hair :dahellwhat:

Me: Uh...regular soap...

Her: What the fukk... You have never used shampoo ever

Me: Uh I'm black I'm not putting all that white folks chemical peel shyt in my head and fukking up my scalp

Her: I'm talking about "insert random all natural shampoo for people of african decent" shampoo...

Me: Oh ...I didn't even know that existed...nah I just run that unscented dove bar across my head 3 times and rinse it out ...good enough for my armpits and good enough for my scalp right

Her: Jesus Christ duckbutta if you aint about the dumbest mufukka I know...how the hell has all your hair not fallen out :dahellwhat:

Me: shyt good genes I guess I don't know I don't really worry about hair...

Breh, when she told me to put that shea butter in my hair...that shyt hit my scalp and I could see the individual strands of hair on my head stand up like ...

shyt had me like ...wait you telling me I been running a comb through my hair when I could just put shea butter in it and be out the door

I been missing out...should have kept a consistent woman in my life before I hit my 30's...

fukking just a little dab of it and my fukking hair be SHINING

Use bar soap to wash your hair brehs

 

[Street Knowledge]

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/tatyana-ali-says-having-good-hair-wasnt-so-great-100592269628.html

 

[Sassy]

Idk but my mom always told me healthy hair is good hair. No matter the texture. ^_^

 

[jwonder]

I keep hearing this phrase on every black dominated message board. I dont get it. Does that mean high density hair or something. Whats considered "bad" hair? Educate a foreign black breh on your unique "lingo".

Good hair. I love it. I hate weave with a passion. It's so idiotic though. If you say you like good hair you are a c00n. But the women who are spending billions of dollars collective on good hair aren't c00ns?


This my definition of good hair. White hair isn't good. Its typically stringy and thin. Black hair is kinky. When the two mix together that is what makes good hair. Could be straight full of body, could be nice and curly.

Good hair comes with dark skin also. Some Africans have it. Indians have it and a lot of them are black as hell.

 

[joeychizzle]

Good hair means hair in good condition. Not too oily, or dry, and nice to the nose and touch.

Don't let white people dictate what's good or not, when they only speak from their perspective.

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

To me its natural undamaged hair thats well taken care of. Of any texture.

To some black people its hair of a black/simi black person who's hair resembles any variations of a white persons hair.

 

[satam55]

Good hair is what some people considered a looser curl pattern that looks silky and shiny.

You gonna need to post comparison pics. I'm clueless on what that means.

 

[EightBall]

There's no such thing as "good hair" i hate when people say that .
How is your hair considered "bad" when it grows a certain way naturally?

 

[Sccit]

OF COURSE THERES GOOD HAIR AND BAD HAIR


IS THERE GOOD PUSS AND BAD PUSS?

IS THERE GOOD RAPPERS AND BAD RAPPERS?

IS THERE GOOD PERSONALITY AND BAD PERSONALITY?



THERE IS GOOD AND BAD IN EVERYTHIN U SUCKA ASS MUFUCCAZ

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

 

[Swagnificent]

Good hair

my nikka got the same hair texture i do.

you nappy headed nikkas just need to take the L on this one. loose curls like this are simply better.

straight hair and nappy hair keep takin Ls.

 

[Swagnificent]

Op don't listen to this person
That's some kumbaya bs

co-sign.

nikkas need to stop with this whole all hair is good hair bullshyt. just like fat women are not as desirable as women in shape, nappy hair is simply not as desirable as non-nappy hair.